The Best Kind of Awful
Disclaimer: If I owned them then I wouldn't have to write about them now would I?
A/N- The r, s ,c , n and right shift key are really effed up on my keyboard right now, so I'm sorry if there are any really bad mistakes.
The best kind of awful, is when you're acting like a teenager who cant control their hormones and you have to hold your kit in front of your crotch for obvious reasons.
The best kind of awful is when you have to tie your sweater around your waist, even though it 106 degrees outside and you're right in the sun.
The best kind of awful is when Warrick asks if you want him to put your sweater in the truck 'cause he needs more printing powder, and you whisper to him that you need it, and he follows your eyes and you just thank god that you have a friend who understands.
The best kind of awful is when Greg comes up to you and says 'nice boner, who's it for?' and then asks if you're alright because you got very flustered at him saying 'she's such a loner, it's the nanny for sure'.
The best kind of awful is when he turns around and says ' I know who it's for' and winks. And Warrick is on the ground laughing because you're blushing so hard at the sentence ' I'm still gonna print the door.' And you just heard wrong. Again.
And the best kind of awful is when he asks you to ride him home, and then politely explains that his car is in the shop and where he's from they say ride instead of drive.
The best kind of awful is when he invites you inside for a drink and you can't refuse
And the best kind of awful is when you excuse yourself to the bathroom to splash some cold water on the family jewels and see that he's got the same issues of playgirl and boy toys that you do. It's then when you realize the cold water isn't gonna help you.
The best kind of awful is when you spill coke all over the two of you and he doesn't hesitate a second before pulling off his shit and shorts. Then he explains that he's not very modest and you two have the 'same junk any way'
And the best kind of awful is when you accidentally ask 'can I touch?' and he answers with ' on the one condition I can touch back. And then he kisses you and you realize that this isn't the best kind of awful, it's just the best.