EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
GEORGE BAILEY
VS
GUIDO
BEGIN
[GEORGE BAILEY]
OKAY LET BEAT THIS RAP TIME TO SHIT IT DOWN YOUR EAR
WITH YOUR GERMANY FRIENDS I DONT NEED TO BE FEAR
YOU TAUGHT JOSHUA A LIE YOU LIAR
ALL YOU EVER WANT TO DO IS MAKE HIM BETTER
YOU FUCK MARY HOW CAN YOU STEAL HER BOYFRIEND
THAT EGGHEAD WILL KILL YOU SAYING THAT YOUR GAY
IN THE CONSTRATION CAMP MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL
IF YOU WERE DEAD I WOULD HAVE TO RING THE BELL
[GUIDO]
OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU NO GOOD STALKER
YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN WHAT THE HELL WILL THAT OCCURR
EVERYTIME YOU WORK AT THE BUILDING AND LOAN
I WILL TELL THAT EGGHEAD THAT YOU WILL BE BONED
YOUR KIDS ARE NUT I ONLY HAVE ONE
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF FUN
IF YOU WERE NEVER BORN IT WOULD BE POTTERSVILLE
THEN YOU WILL BE ALIVE IF YOU WERN'T EVEN STILL
[GEORGE BAILEY]
HEY I GOT MORE FAN HAVING TO MAKE A PARODY
SOME OF THING ARE BETTER THAN YOUR HATE AND LYING
YOU WORK YOUR ASS OFF YOU DIED AT THE END
YOU COULD'VE FOLLOW THE RULE THAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN
YOU SHOULD WONDER WHY YOU DONT HAVE A SHOW
ALL THE PEOPLE WANT COMEDY NOT KILLING YOU ASSHOLE
THINKING THAT MY MOVIE IS 20 PERCENT COOLER
YOUR MOVIE SUCK CANT YOU CHANGE THE LANUGAGE JERK
[GUIDO]
DONT BE DEPRESSED AND TRY TO RUN AWAY
ALL THE PEOPLE LIKES YOU THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY
YOU GET MAD A LOT THAT CRAZY LIKE A SIN
MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A WISH THAT YOU WOULD NEVER WIN
I WILL EXECUTE YOU AND MAKE YOU PAY THE PRICE
WHEN I SEND YOU TO THE CAMP YOU WILL BE SURPRISE
ALRIGHT GEORGE BAILEY TIME TO SAY GOODBYES
I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL AFTER SUICIDE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE