The Adventures of Reki and Sachi Bucket Ninjas..In Training!
Chapter One
Author's Note
Hello everyone! This story was created with the help of Kawazoe Michiyo! Creator of Never Let Girls Into the Akatsuki! We're friiieennddsssss XD Nyahahahhaaa..moo :O
Kawazoe Michiyo: HI Peoples!!!!!!
Oh yeah the Disclaimer thing...
"OI! SASUKE! SAY THE DISCLAIMER NOW!"
"..Why?"
"Do you want to go through the Barney torture again?!?"
"AHH NOO!! Okay okay! Naruto is not owned by them, but Sachi and Reki are, YOU HAPPY NOW?!"
"NO!" -takes out flamethrower and barney plushie-
"NOOOOOO!! NOT AGAIN!!"
At the Bridge..
Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto await their sensei yet again, as he is late as usual..
"GOD WHY IS SENSEI LATE ALL THE TIME!!!!! IM SICK OF IT!" Naruto screams in rage.
"SHUT UP NARUTO GEEZ!!" Sakura says as she smacks Naruto in the face.
"Ow.."
"Every morning.." Sasuke says.
Then a poof of smoke reveals Kakashi infront of them.
"Yo! Sorry I'm late you see I had to get our two newest members in our team and.."
"YOU LIAR!" Naruto and Sakura scream.
"No seriously I had to get our new students."
Then two girls jump out behind Kakashi, and they both blurt out the word "BLAHH!"
"Ummm...who are you girls?" Naruto asked.
"I'm Sachi!"
"And I'm Reki!"
"They are our newest members of our team from..the Bucket village..." Kakashi said.
Naruto was trying to hold in his laugh but failed miserably.
"Oi! WHAT'S SO FUNNY CHIBI!" Sachi yelled.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' A CHIBI!" Reki screamed back.
"I'M NOT CALLING YOU A CHIBI IM CALLING HIM A CHIBI!" Sachi screamed, pointing at Naruto.
"Alright settle down..geez..And I thought it was difficult to handle just three kids..boy was I wrong.."
"SHUT UP!" Reki and Sachi screamed.
"So who are you guys?" Sachi asked.
"That hyperactive one is Naruto.." Kakashi pointed at Naruto.
"That one is the Sasuke obsessed girl, Sakura.." Kakashi pointed at Sakura.
"And that emo kid is Sasuke.." Kakashi pointed at Sasuke.
"NOT FUNNY SENSEI!" Naruto yelled.
"AND THIS IS OUR PERVERTED SENSEI KAKASHI!" Sakura pointed at Kakashi.
"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR PERVERTED!" Sachi yelled as she poked Kakashi's face.
"Can you stop poking my face..?"
"Hmmm..."
A few minutes later after continous poking..
"Naw.." Sachi said with a smile.
"Well..if you have the time to poke my face, then we have the time to train. Let's go." Kakashi said walking towards the training grounds.
The group followed Kakashi as they reached the training grounds.
"Alright, go spar with eachother.." Kakashi said as he jumped into a tree and took out a book.
"Hmm.." Sachi said, thinking up a evil plot.
"Weell, since there are five people, that means that one person will have no fighting partner! Sooo, i'll let you guys fight and then I will go next!" Sachi said as she headed for where Kakashi sat.
"Okay.." Sakura said.
"So who want's to spar with me?" Sakura asked.
A few minutes of silence, tumbleweeds passing by, and crickets chirping..
"..."
"I'll spar with ...SASUKE! i'll BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!" Reki yelled.
"Fine, then I will spar with Sakura..." Naruto said annoyed.
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!" Sakura said with a frown.
Naruto and Sakura went to spar with each other, leaving Sasuke and Reki.
"Alright let's get this over with.."
"This will be over in about two minutes! Hehehehe!" Reki laughed maniacally.
They began to fight with eachother!
"Is that the best you can do from the Bucket village?"
"Oh you haven't seen anything yet!"
Reki pulls out a rusty chainsaw.
"OH MY GOD IS THAT A CHAINSAW?!"
"It's a rusty chainsaw, see the rust? SEE IT?!?!!?!" Reki yelled.
"Okay..."
Reki ran after Sasuke, while he ran in circles screaming like a little girl.
"So Kakashi..whatcha readin?" Sachi asked.
"Come come paradise.." Kakashi said, not looking away from his book.
"Whats it about?"
"..Stuff.."
"Can I see it?"
"No.."
"WHY NOT!!!!"
"Too young.."
"NO IM NOT!"
"Yes you are.."
"I said..no I'm not." Sachi says as she pulls out a flamethrower.
"And what are you gonna do with that?"
"Oh just burn you and that little book.."
"Oh really?"
"..Yea" Sachi smiled evilly.
Sachi turned on her flamethrower going after Kakashi who was running away still reading his book.
"COME BACK HERE YOU WUSS!" Sachi screamed.
"Umm..sensei..Sakura got a boo boo.." Naruto said
"WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Sakura cried.
"Okay lemme see it Sakura.."
"O-okay.." Sakura said between sniffles.
Sakura showed a little itty bitty black and blue, hardly visible to the naked eye. Kakashi pinched her cheek.
"OOOOWWWW WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR SENSEI?!"
"Geez...you are useless.."
"Your mean!"
"And your useless but there isn't anything that can stop that now right?"
"WAAH IM TELLING MY MOM ON YOU!"
"Okay..?"
Sakura then ran away to tell her mom on Kakashi.
"Weird.."
"OI KAKASHI! YOU BETTER RUNN! IM COMING!!" Sachi yelled with her chainsaw.
After awhile while Sasuke was running around in circles, Reki got tired and just stood there watching Sasuke who kept running in circles.
"Dumb ass.." Reki said.
"AHHHH IM GONNA DIEEEEEE" Sasuke cried.
Then Sakura returned, but not with her mom, it was..a monkey?
"GO GET HIM BOBO!" Sakura commanded the monkey.
The monkey started to run after Kakashi, but then changed course and ran after Sasuke instead.
"AHHH NOW A MONKEY IS CHASING ME!!"
"Like I said..dumb ..ass.." Reki said.
Sachi threw a deranged squirrel at Sasuke.
"OH MY GOD A SQUIRREL! IT'S SO CUTE! Come here little squirrel!"
The squirrel scurried on over to Sasuke, but something was on its back. The squirrel crawled up Sasuke's back.
"AWWWW!! SO ADORABLE!"
..BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAHHHHHHH
"Whoa..Sasuke exploded...yay one less student to deal with" Kakashi said with a smile.
The smoke from the explosion cleared up, and Sasuke was just standing there, burnt to a crisp.
"Where is..the..jelly?" Sasuke asked before passing out.
The monkey then sat on Sasuke's face and farted, but let out some poop too!
"Eww..." The group said.
"It's okay! I still want to kiss him!" Sakura said as she ran over to Sasuke.
"..Ew.." Kakashi said as he took out his book.
Reki walked over to Naruto, who was sitting there looking confused.
"What the hell just happened?!" Naruto asked Reki.
"...Sasuke went explodey!" Reki smiled.
"He got poop on his face too..hehehe.." Sachi laughed maniacally.
"I'm hungry now..hey Reki wana go get some ramen?" Naruto asked.
"RAMENNNN!!!! Yea! Let's go!" Reki screamed as they both headed to Ichiraku Ramen.
"Well I guess this is considered training..keep it up guys!" Kakashi said with a smile.
"Oi Kakashi-senseiiiiii..." Sachi said evilly.
"Not again.."
"COME HERE YOU PERVERT! GIMME YOUR BOOK!"
"My book! It's mine! Get your own geez!"
"...Okay I will! After I steal yours.." Sachi said as she ran after Kakashi.
"...Jelly..."
"Sasuke-kun? Are you okayyy?" Sakura asked.
"OH MY GOD! What the hell is on my face?!"
"It's umm..jelly?"
"Oh okay! I love jelly!"
Sasuke wiped his face and started to eat it.
"NOO DON'T EAT IT!"
"This jelly tastes like crap! Literally!"
"That's 'cuz it is.."
Sasuke just sat there with a blank expression on his face.
"Sasuke?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I ATE SHIT!!!"
"Boy am I tired..and hungry..TO THE RAMEN SHOP!" Sachi said, heading towards the ramen shop.
"Umm..Sachi?" Kakashi said.
"Yeees Kakashi-senseiii?"
"Your going the wrong way.."
"I KNEW THAT! I WAS JUST TESTING YOU!"
"I thought I was supposed to do that..whatever.."
Sachi followed Kakashi to the ramen shop.
"I gotta get this taste of shit out of my mouth!" Sasuke said as he ran towards the ramen shop.
"SASUKE-KUN! WAIT FOR MEE!" Sakura said as she tripped over a flower.
"Ow..STUPID FLOWER!"
"Wow..you really are useless!" Sasuke yelled.
At Ichiraku's Ramen..
Naruto and Reki were already stuffing their faces with ramen when Kakashi and Sachi arrived. Then behind them Sasuke appeared, and then Sakura who was balling her eyes out.
"HI REKI!" Sachi yelled.
"HI SACHIIIII!" Reki screamed louder.
"SHUT UP!!" The ramen maker yelled.
"Sorry...stupid old man.." Sachi and Reki whispered.
They were all seated and ordered their ramen, Naruto still ordering some more ramen since he eats like five bowls at a time!
"No its seven bowls at a time! Get it right!"
Geez sorry...
As I was saying, they now all got their ramen and were about to eat. They all stared at Kakashi since he has to take off his mask to eat! BUM BUM BUUUM
"SHUT THE HELL UP KANKURO!" Reki yelled.
"Aww..you always catch me.." a voice said in the distance.
Kakashi was about to take off his mask to eat the ramen until..
"HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP! YOU ALL LOOK PRETTY YOUTHFULL TODAY!" Gai barged in, smashing into the table and blocking Kakashi.
"NOOO YOU FOOL! YOU STUPID GREEN SPANDEX FUZZY EYE BROW FREAK!" Sachi screamed.
"Be nice to me sensei! My role model!" Lee yelled.
"...I SAID SHUT UP!" the ramen maker yelled
"YOU SHUT UP OLD MAN!! SHUT UP AND KEEP MAKING THAT RAMEN!" Reki yelled.
"Wow you guys take long to eat ramen, hurry up so we can go on our mission." Kakashi said.
"DAMN IT WE MISSED IT!" Sachi cried.
"YOU! YOU GOTTA MAKE UP FOR IT! MAKE HIM TAKE OFF HIS MASK RIGHT NOW!" Reki screamed at Gai.
"Me? Hahahaha! I tried to do that for YEARS! I still haven't seen under that mask!" Gai yelled.
"...You have?" Kakashi asked.
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!! AHHHHH!" Gai cried.
Sachi then appeared behind Kakashi and grabbed him from behind. She reached for his mask and successfully pulled it down.
"AHA! TAKE A PICTURE!" Sachi yelled.
"Umm.." a voice said.
"What? Take the picture!"
"Why would we want a picture of a stupid scarecrow?" a voice replied.
"Huh?" Sachi looked at his face and it was a scarecrow.
"NOOOOOOOOO! Wait, where did he go then?"
Someone behind her tapped her twice on the shoulder.
"WHAT!?" Sachi yelled as she turned around.
"Umm..can I have my scarecrow back now?" Kakashi asked.
"DAMN YOU TO HELL KAKASHI!" Sachi yelled, punching him over and over in the chest.
"Now now settle down.."
"NO!" Sachi screamed as she took out her flamethrower.
"IM GONNA BURN YOU DOWN!"
"But then my face would be gone too.."
"Ohh yeah..damn.."
"Hey Sachi and Reki, where do you guys live?" Naruto asked
"Whoooooo..lives in a pinnapple under the seaaa..." Gai sings.
"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!" Lee sings back.
Spongebob then walks by.
"..What? Can't a sponge go for a walk? Geez! Come on Patrick!"
Spongebob continued to walk by with a dried up star behind him.
"Im okay.." Patrick cried.
"Well we don't really have a place to live hehe.." Reki said.
"Really? That's not good, i'll tell the hokage, she will figure something out.." Kakashi said as he vanished.
With the Hokage and Kakashi..
"So, Hatake Kakashi, what is it?" Tsunade asked.
"Actually..its about the new girls from the..Bucket..village.."
"What about them? Are they doing okay?"
"Yea of course..but they need a place to live.."
"True..well I will set up some arrangements for a place for them to stay, but for now.."
"Oh boy, I know I am not going to like this.."
"I think Reki should stay at...and Sachi should stay with..."
"Why! Why me! Why!!" Kakashi cried.
"Huh? What's wrong?"
"N-nothing.." Kakashi groaned.
Kakashi then disappeared, heading to his group.
With the rest of the group..
"I wonder where you will be living.." Naruto asked.
"Hopefully not in a bucket like at home.." Sachi said.
"YOU LIVED IN A BUCKET? HAHA NICE!" Lee screamed.
"Shut up fuzzy eyebrow!" Sachi yelled and bashed him in the face with a bucket.
"LEE! MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT! ARE YOU OKAY?" Gai yelled.
"I was beaten..by..by.."
"By what?!"
"A bucket.."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Okay..."
Kakashi then appeared before them, with a annoyed look on his face.
"What's up Kakashi? What did Tsunade-sama say?" Naruto asked.
"They.." Kakashi said
"Theyyy?"
"Reki is staying with.."
They all waited for the answer, suspense filled the air.
"WHERE AM I STAYING DAMMIT!!" Reki yelled.
"Reki is staying with Naruto for the time being.."
"YEEESS!"
Everyone stared at Reki.
"..What? Free Ramen.."
"And Sachi is.."
"Hmmm? Where am I staying?"
"..."
"Come onnnn..spill it..."
"..."
"COME ON ALREADY!"
"With..me.."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE!!" Sachi screamed.
"...Well let's get you two settled in first before we start any missions..come on Sachi, come with me.."
"W00T!"
"Come on Reki! Off to my place!"
"DOUBLE W00T!"
Author's Note
Boy was that alot of writing or what! Whew! I wonder how Reki and Sachi will do in their new homes..hehehehe...
Kakashi: Help me..
Sachi: Shut up!
Reki: Yay Im living with Narutoooo, Naruto fan girls must hate me nowwww..
Naruto: Naruto fan girls?
Reki: You don't wana know about them..hehehe..considering I am one..
Naruto: What?
Reki: NOTHING!