Boba Fett

Samus Aran, of Colony K-2L,

Left all alone when it got blown to hell. (As he says the first two lines, Fett pulls out a file and examines it)

There's a price on your head and I've come to collect.

And just like Other M, you're gonna get wrecked. (Fett tosses the file aside)

See, I've got a plan for every one of your weapons.

So if you hope to survive, you better get to steppin'.

Got a micro-field to block every missile you send in, (Two missiles fly in out of nowhere, only to be dispersed by the micro-energy field of Fett's armor)

And how you gonna freeze armor that's cold resistant? (Fett taps his armor proudly as he's suddenly standing in a snowy whiteout)

It's true, my gear comes from a long time ago,

Yet it's still better than yours, you armored sparrow. (Fett looks up at a statue of the birdlike Chozo and shakes his head)

Samus Aran

They say you're the deadliest, but no, I'm not worried

About some clone whose daddy couldn't conquer Nick Fury. (Jango Fett's head lands at Samus's feet and she kicks it away)

Cold resistant? Are you really that stupid, dude?

That's like saying a simple parka will protect you. (A Metroid with a parka draped over it floats up behind her)

At least when I freeze you, you'll finally be cool again, (Samus turns and freezes the Metroid solid)

Cuz newsflash: all your best material's non-canon.

I've taken down bigger threats; compared to me it's clear(Ridley looms over Samus and roars, only for her to aim and fire missiles into his mouth)

That the legendary Boba Fett is in a lower tier.(Ridley collapses behind her)

You can't hope to match the power of the Chozo.(Samus's cannon starts to glow by her side...)

My cannon's fully charged; it's time for you to go. (...and she aims it and fires.)

Boba Fett

I've done my research, Samus; I know all about you.(Fett folds his arms and sidesteps the blast)

I'm the galaxy's greatest; it's just what I do.

You can keep dropping Power Bombs all you like; (Samus rolls behind Fett in her Morph Ball form and drops a Power Bomb at his feet.)

I'll fly right over them and then I'll strike.(Fett activates his jetpack and flies away as it explodes)

Your flimsy armor couldn't stop a lightsaber. (Fett taps his armor to indicate that it can)

Did you forget that I fought Darth Vader?

You've got all this tech, but there is one catch: (Fett raises a finger)

On every new mission, you start from scratch.

And even when you got it, you don't know how to use them. (Fett descends into a volcanic cavern as Samus is struggling to get through it)

You're in a volcano; turn on your thermal systems. (Fett shakes his head as she falls to a knee)

Idiot.

Samus Aran

Don't you go bringing up one crappy sequel. (Samus activates her thermal system and rises to face Fett)

Maybe take a step back and look at your prequels. (She holds up the Star Wars prequel trilogy)

And didn't you start in a holiday special?(Samus waves her hand and Fett turns to find a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special behind him)

One so bad even George thinks it's awful?(George Lucas appears with a sledgehammer and smashes the Special)

With my Screw Attack, I'm in the sky indefinite,

And your jetpack flies for, what, sixty seconds? (Samus jumps in circles above Fett as she says the last two lines)

My suit upgrades to badass new levels

While your hand-me-downs just look disheveled. (Landing beside Fett, she flicks his armor and shakes her head)

My Speed Booster's on; just try and keep up with me. (Samus dashes back away from Fett at high speed)

Man, Jango sure left a lacking legacy. (Samus folds her arms as she stares him down.)

Boba Fett

Shut up about my dad, you space age Barbie, (Fett raises a remote and presses it)

Or I'll blast that armor right off of your body. (An explosive he attached to Samus explodes, leaving her sparking as her armor falls off (similar to in the Remastered battle))

I'm a Jedi slayer renowned for my success;

I think I can handle the lost Nintendo princess. (As Samus stands, she finds herself in a Smash Bros arena between Peach and Zelda)

Keeping smashing; you got no new games to be found. (Fett turns and looks up at Nintendo's announcement that they had to start over with the next Metroid game)

Guess you're stuck with fanfiction, sleeping around. (Fett brushes the announcement aside to reveal a collection of fanfiction shipping her with just about every character in the Smash Bros roster)

You thought Ridley was bad? You ain't seen nothing yet.

Death comes to many when you test Boba Fett.(Turning back to face her, Fett draws his rifle and aims)

One by one, I'll crush your whole Federation, (Fett fires repeatedly, taking down members of the Galactic Federation as they try to approach Samus)

And yes Samus, there will be disintegration. (Lowering his rifle, he starts to walk forward towards her)

Samus Aran

Just go ahead, Fett; take away my suit.

I don't need armor to Plasma Whip you. (Samus draws her Plasma Whip and lashes out, knocking him back)

Stick to the truth; I don't need all those guys (Samus waves all the fanfiction away)

When with one quick shot I can leave you paralyzed. (Switching her weapon to pistol mode, she fires and stuns Fett similar to in Smash)

You failed your mission; your payout is zero.

I'm more than a killer; I'm a true hero. (Twirling her pistol, she holsters it)

Mandalorians, Metroids; I'll wipe the whole species. (Samus's Gunship descends and lands behind her

I got no more time to rap; the galaxy needs me. (She turns away and starts walking into her ship)

But an overrated clone? I think it can do without. (Samus glances back over her shoulder)

Fall back to the Sarlacc and this time, don't come out. (After finishing, she boards and flies off)

Who won? You tell me!

(A/N: Just something I thought I'd try my hand at. Would you be interested in seeing other matchups? Let me know!