Me: Just an extra snippet for you guys! I read I Too by Langston Hughes today, and I immediately make a parody in my mind! her you go!
ME NO OWN
I, too, fight for Asgard.
I am the bluer brother.
They send me to eat in my chambers
When company comes,
But I laugh,
And eat well,
And grow strong.
Tomorrow,
I'll be at the Grand Hall
When company comes.
Nobody'll dare
Say to me,
"Eat in your chambers,"
Then.
Besides,
They'll see how beautiful I am
And be ashamed—
I, too, am Asgard.