Me: Okay my peoples I wrote this story I shall use my oc Kimi. Pairing her up with the sexy Marik Ishtar. I was really bored like usual. Jeez I'm one lazy person I gotta tell yeah.
Kimi: Hey I wanna stay out of this. Why must you abuse me like this. I feel like I've just been raped or something! I think I have rights!
Me: -_-|| Uhhh… I think somebody should calm down. Here have a cookie. ^_^
Itachi: COOOKIE!(Grabs it and munches on it like a squirrel).
Me and Kimi: 0_0
Me: The hell! Itachi you're not supposed to be here! -_-#
Bakura: Get one with the story. (Munches on popcorn).
Me: Hey! That's my popcorn bad kitty!
(Background me and Bakura fighting and yelling) Kimi: Umm... on with story! Read and comment please, I'll try to break up those too. Hey! Itachi a little help!
A Non-Regretful Bet
It was a nice spring day in Domino City. Marik Ishtar was running away from his fangirls, until he found an alley to quickly ditch them. Marik: "Thank Ra I lost them can't a guy just peacefully go to Walmart. Buy some Oreo cookies and milk and go home without being chased down buy crazy teenage girls and their mothers!" A dark figure came out of the shadows of the alley. Bakura: "I guess not Marik." Marik: "Oh it's just you Bakura. The hells are you doing around here you creeper!" Bakura: "So what at least I'm not scared of a bunch of girls. Hmmm… that's interesting usually guys would like girls. Maybe somebody is gay?" Marik got pissed. Marik: "Shut your face Bakura!" Bakura: "Oh, admit and come out of the closet that you're indeed gay. Plus, the wardrobe is not helping on the matter." Marik twitched his eye in madness he was about to beat the crap out of the insane albino kitty that stood before him. Marik calmed himself, he knew wisely not to do that since there are consequences in that came from it. Marik: "You know what go screw yourself Bakura. Like you ever went on a date with a girl before." Bakura: "In fact I have you know the ladies love the hair." He smirked. Marik just pouted. Bakura: "Let's make a deal if you go on a date with a girl, and kiss her plus fall in love. I'll be nice to you for a month. If you lose you owe me $50 and you're gay." Marik: "You're on! Wait how will you know if I kiss a girl. Or truly fall in love." Bakura: "I'm a love guru man. Plus I am part of the shadows!" Marik: "Yeah. Yeah. Man your creepier than I thought." Bakura disappeared into the shadows leaving Marik to wonder what the hell he got himself into.
Me: Chapter one done. Chapter two will be up on its way. Bye-bye. ^_^
Kimi: When do I get to appear! T3T
Me: Just wait here have a yo-yo.
Kimi: Okay!^_^