Emmett's letter
Disclaimer: Hi, I don't own Twilight.
AN: I feel up for this and this is just something cracked.
Dear Rose, my beautiful gorgeous, down to heaven and goddess with the hotness nothing compared to hell, one heck of a woman and wife, I love you. Not even those descriptions earlier from me can describe you.
Dear Edward, my very sulky and broody brother, I would never understood your logic about being a vampire and what's wrong with us. Certainly, there must be something wrong with you because being a vampire is the coolest thing other than being a shifter.
Dear Pixie Alice, our lovely sister and little freak, damn you're too manic at almost everything, from clothes to toenails!
Dear Jasper, I admit I agree at the humans in school, you look like you are in pain. What was stuck in your ass? Is it that bad?
Dear Carlisle, you are the most awesome father we know! I mean come on, you let us spent million dollars a year and a father of five brats!
Dear Esme, I love you mother, but not as much as I love my Rose. You are awesome as Carlisle too but sure as hell scary than Rose when you are angry. At those times I always break furnitures, I thought I'll jingle, but fortunately impossible.
Edward finished reading the letter and cringed when he heard Rosalie squealed so loud in her head. Rosalie was gone in a blink, probably to look for Emmett.
"I am not manic Emmett!" Alice shouted and was gone too to look for Emmett, ready to take him on.
"What?" Jasper said incredulously and look at Edward. "Do I look that bad?"
"No your not, Emmett's just joking." He answered and Jasper threw the letter away then go back to the couch.
Esme caught her husband smiling proudly and she glared at him. "You're spoiling Em too much love."
"Love, I'm just simply doing what a father should do. He called you awesome as me too right?"
Esme 'hmp'-ed instead.
Edward sighed as everyone goes back at what they were doing before. He walked towards his grand piano and hunched as he played. "I am not broody." He muttered in the same denial as Alice.