I was walking down the hallway of the castle whistling a merry tune, when a little page boy came up to me.

"Sir David," the boy was panting due to his run to find me.

I smiled warmly at him. "Yes?" I said.

"The Lord and Master of the Universe, Chaos, requests your presence."

I gave him another warm smile. "What's your name, kid?"

His eyes widened in shock and his face turned blood red.

He flattened his hand out and put it to his temple, saluting me. "William Smith, sir!" he said.

I smiled and ruffled his hair, then made my way to Chaos's chamber… but not before visiting mine.

She was there, waiting for me, sitting on the edge of my bed looking out the window into Chaos's beautiful city. When I came in she didn't look at me, she just said, "Hello, Perseus."

I grimaced as I sat down next to her. "If you're going to use my real name, at least say Percy. You know I hate it when people call me that." I said as I kissed her on the cheek.

She smiled as I put my arm over her shoulder, she wrapping hers around my back and resting her head on my shoulder.

"How did it go?" she asked.

"The guys didn't know how to use their big swords. We wiped them out easily."

I know what you're thinking. So, I'm going to tell you my story.

After the Second Titan War, Gaia and her minions had started trying to take over. Around that same time, I met the most annoying person I've ever met. My half-brother Noah. He thought he was so cool. He was an arrogant asshole. He ended up playing a bigger part in winning the war than I so he was "The New" hero of Olympus. No one paid any attention to me but my friends Thalia and Nico. My best friend Grover had died in the war when a Hellhound had slashed him. Of course, Annabeth was with me…until Nico had said that he had seen her and Noah cheating on me. All of that, and my parents and unborn sister being torn apart by a gang of Cyclopes, made me run away. A few months later, Chaos came and asked if I wanted to join his army. I accepted, but I will always remember my father, Poseidon, coming to me and say, "Percy, I won't stop you from doing this, but you must know that if you ever want to come back… I'll be waiting. You always were, and forever more will be, myfavorite son." And with that, he left and so did I.

Hey, guess what? I still know what you're thinking! And the answer is no. I don't have any weapons that can kill immortals, that's IM-FREAKIN'-POSSIBLE AHEM! And no, I can't "Mist-Travel" or shoot ice shards out of my hands… AHEM!

I can, however, do other stuff. I have enough speed to make Hermes look like a horse compared to a racecar. I have enough strength to make Ares look like a hippo compared to an elephant. I have enough wisdom to make Athena… well look like Athena. Chaos had given me strength and speed, but no one is as wise as Athena.

Now some interesting facts: I'm half-immortal meaning I can still die in battle but not by sickness or age. Speaking of age that is something I don't do. I lost Achilles curse in the beginning of the Giant War at Camp Jupiter, so I have some major scars to remind me of the various number of wars with other planets my army has had.

Notice how I say, "My" army? That's right; I'm general of Chaos's army, just sayin'.

So ya, I have scars all over my body and the most noticeable one is the one I got when I was mauled by some kind of space dog. It was three scars parallel to each other running sideways from my right temple to my nose. My nose is also crooked from the many times it's been broken.

And the girl. Oh, how can I forget Charlotte? She was from Earth, and was the leader of Chaos's assassins. When I saw her long, flowing, auburn hair, her acute, almost feline like features… I nearly fainted. I had "Courted" her in my one-hundredth and thirty-seventh year of my recruiting. I say "Courting" because Chaos's army and assassins are like medieval people. The whole planet of Chaos was medieval! There were peasants and stuff like that. I had been knighted by my fake name "David" when I became general. So ya, Charlotte and I have been together for half of my two-hundred seventy-four year life.

I thought about this as she sat down on my lap facing me.

She sighed and rested her head on my shoulder again.

I stroked her beautiful hair.

"Long day?" I asked.

"Without you, every day feels like an eternity." She said as she started passionately kissing me. I kissed her back as she leaned forward, forcing me on my back and her to lie on top of me.

Remembering what I had to do, I gently pushed her off me.

She grimaced at me and said, "What? Do you not want me?"

"No," I said with a sad smile. "You don't even know how much I want you. But unfortunately, I was hailed to Chaos's chamber."

She pouted her lips and said, "Very well." She untangled herself from me and laid down on my bed.

I got up, went to the door and was about to walk through when she called, "Percy?"

I turned my head.

She had an evil smile on her face.

"I'll be waiting."

!#$%^&*()

I walked into Chaos's chamber. He was there, on his thrown waiting for me. No one but Chaos, Charlotte, and I can go into it. You want to know why? It was the universe. Okay, not actually the universe, but a smaller version from which he controls everything.

Chaos is freaky as shit. His skin is as black as space, his hair as bright as the stars in the sky. His teeth were mini, jagged comets, and his sword (Which could kill anything, even an immortal, seeing as he's the creator of everything at some degree) was blood red.

And those things aren't even the scariest parts! His eyes. Oh those freaking eyes, they were everything combined! Every star, planet, solar system, nebula, and comet was in there, all jumbled into one thing.

"Percy!" he drew the last part of my name out as he held up his hands.

I kneeled and bowed my head. "My lord. You summoned me." His face turned into a frown.

"Rise, Perseus Jackson, and prepare yourself."

I knew only too well what that meant. I stood up, my mouth in a hard line.

"Perseus… I'm afraid you must go back to Earth."

Earth. I hadn't thought of that name in years.

Anger filled me.

"My lord, with all do respect, why are you sending me, of ALL places, to to… Earth?" I said the last word as if it were a very bad thing to say. A swear word, per ce.

"Because," Chaos continued, "Kronos has risen again with the help of Gaia, and they plan to take over the world. The combined strength of the Titan army and the Giant army will be too much. I am forced to send the best army in the universe to their aid. Percy, I'm forced to send you.

"You are one of the most powerful beings the universe has ever known. You have trained an army that could wipe out entire solar systems. You are Earth's last hope." He sat back down with a sad look on his face.

"You and Commander Charlotte will talk about dispatch and arrival times. You are dismissed."

!#$%^&*()

I was fuming. He was sending me to Earth. I stormed into my chamber. I went and sat on the edge of my bed and put my head in my hands. Smooth hands wrapped themselves around my waist. A chin that blew the sweet sent of peaches and mangos set itself on my shoulder.

"What's wrong?" it asked in its soothing voice.

"Chaos wants us to go to Earth."

"Oh Percy, I feel so bad for you but…"

"What?" I asked. "What's wrong?"

"Just because you're going the place you hate the most… doesn't mean I'm going to let you wriggle out of your promise."

I smiled as the arms went away. I turned around to see Charlotte waiting for me on my bed.

So for the next few hours, we "Discussed the Dispatch and Arrival times." (Wink)

!#$%^&*()

All the Olympians were there. It was the winter solstice, they had to be there. I went to Olympus to tell the gods of my army's arrival.

When I appeared they stopped their pointless bickering and looked at me. As one, the all stood up and bowed. When they sat down Zeus, they king of this set of gods, said, "Lord Chaos, you haven't been here on Earth in millennia, what brings you now?" the mocking tone in his voice annoyed me.

I'm sure you're thinking "Did he just say, 'This set of gods?'" well, I did. Do you think I'm stupid enough to make only one inhabited planet? Each planet had its own set of gods. These particular gods were the most powerful ones.

I then spoke. "I see that my daughter and grandson are giving you trouble." I said this in a mocking way also. "Well, I've decided to help you. I've sent my army here. They will arrive at Camp Half-Blood first, and Jupiter second." And with that he left.

!#$%^&*()

'Here we are.' I thought as my commanders started appearing in the Greek camp. As I looked around, I saw some familiar faces. There was my brother Noah,(Who had accepted the gods offer of immortality when he won the war) smiling as he beat a fourteen year old in a duel. There were the hunters, Thalia and some of the faces I remember. There was Nico. There was… wait WHAT! It's been three hundred years! How is he still alive! As I was pondering this my eyes fell onto someone familiar.

'So,' I thought. 'The backstabbing bitch joined the hunters. Woop-dee doo.'

I only had the commanders of my army with me. The rest were waiting to come down to the camp.

As the campers gathered around, I saw Annabeth starring at me in shock. 'No way,' I thought. 'I can't be recognizable.' She was probably stunned by my similar appearance to… me(?)

Charlotte, who was my second in command, stepped up.

"Hello, campers. My name is Charlotte. I am the commander of the assassins' branch of the military that has come to help."

I just stood behind her, knowing that I looked scarier than Ares with my scars, with my arms folded across my chest, staring at every one of them.

"Who do you work for!" someone shouted.

"I'm afraid that's classified." Charlotte retorted.

"Behind me, you see the general." She turned to me with an evil look on her face. "General, would you like to share some words?" I gazed at here, wandering how she could make me talk to these people.

As I stepped forward, everybody but Noah cringed.

I narrowed my eyes, staring at all of them.

"Listen up!" I shouted. "This is how it's going to work! You will be trained. Every day, all of you will get up at dawn and train till sundown! Do I make myself clear?"

There were a few murmurs and complaints. There was one girl in the front who made her negative comment a bit too loud, so I walked up to her scared little face and slapped it.

She flew in a circle, landing on the ground crying. Some of her friends made a move to help her up.

"Stop!" I shouted at them. "You will not help her! Do I make myself clear?"

They backed up starring at the crying girl on the ground. The one guy said, "Okay, okay Jesus Christ, dude." I went up to him and slapped him. Then I addressed everyone else.

"When I address you, you will salute and say "Sir" when you are done! You will address me as "Sir." Like I was saying! You will train and train and train till you can't feel anything every day. Do I make myself clear?"

They all saluted and said, "Yes, sir!"

I smiled. 'This is going to be fun.' I thought