Psychotic
An evilFlippy and Flippy x Flaky Fanfic
Names have been changed
Flippy- Filip
Flaky- Fiona
Giggles- Gina
Lammy- Lainey
Cuddles- Cody
Handy- Hansel ( I RAN OUT OF INSPIRATION OKAY?! )
Sniffles- Samuel
Lifty & Shifty- Liam & Shen
Fiona sat alone at the park waiting for her fucked up boyfriend. No seriously he was FUCKED UP. As in he was seriously fucked up. He KILLED people on a daily basis and they keep coming back no matter what. Even if he flays you're organs on a clothes line or impales you're head on a fence. OR paints a fence with you're blood. All thanks to his crazed psychotic split personality. Trust me . If you think you've seen some shit well he's seen some MAJOR shit. being in the military and all. The training, the trials, the pain, the suffering. Also the fact he had to crawl into his allies dead and already worm infested corpse just to hide from the enemy( gross ). Which caused him to have a total mental breakdown. Resulting in his split-personality being created and triggered. And that resulted in him murdering an entire battalion of squads and ultimately, The tiger general. LITERALLY TURNING HIS FACE INTO A PIZZA!. And you thought Robert Leroy Anderson was sadistic. Though after that he was given honorable discharge and promoted to Brigadier General after his premature retirement( you may think its unfair but hey he single-handedly killed a few thousand enemy soldiers ). So after that he settled down in this quaint town expecting to find some peace. But who would expect to find peace in this God forsaken town. With its stupid curse. Goddamn that curse. Oddly enough she was always spared. And when she did die the evil Filip(who is formally titled evil)
would clutch her dead body close to him and cry. Strange.
She was interrupted from her thoughts by a scream of pain, ending with the sound of steel going through flesh and bones breaking. She wondered who it was that killed Gina this time( she can tell people apart by they're screams now ). Speak of the devil her boyfriend walks over the horizon with his knife hanging loosely from his hand, dripping with blood, his jacket open showing his black shirt and stained dogtags, also drippping with blood. He was practically drenched in the said fluid and he was clearly enjoying it telling by the
wide sadistic grin that was plastered on his features with those golden eyes that when not provoked are replaced by calmer emerald ones. It was now known that both personalities liked the innocent redhead. With the crimson red hair that reminded them of blood and that long flowing dandruff infested red hair that gave the impression that it was spiky. She noticed he carried something in his hand and as he stood in front of her he held it out for her to see. Of course... she was used to his sweet yet gory gifts." Happy valentines day kitten " He said in a slight new-yorker accent. She sighed and smile. Holding up her own gift she presented it to him." Happy valentines day too Filip and you too Evil ". He smiled gently. One eye green the other yellow. He leaned down dropping the heart and kissed her lightly on the forehead." I love ya' you little beauty ". she blushed. " I love you two. Both of you guys "