I don't own Naruto. I wish I did.


One day Sasuke Uchiha was walking with his girlfriend, Sakura Haruno

One day Sasuke Uchiha was walking with his girlfriend, Sakura Haruno. They had been going out for eight month and not to many girls where happy about it. But mostly everyone thought that they made a really good couple but Sasuke was becoming annoyed with Sakura.

"Sasuke-kun…"

"Hn?"

"Do you want to do something tonight?" Sakura asked.

Sasuke sighed "Sure."

"Hey Sasuke-kun!!" A very loud Ino Yamanaka yelled.

Both Sakura and Sasuke turned around.

"What do you want Ino-pig?" Sakura said nastily.

"Nothing with you. I need to talk to Sasuke-kun." Ino said.

"What do you want?" Sasuke asked.

"To tell you this!" Ino said.

Music started to play and Ino started dancing and pulling Sasuke along with Sakura right on their heels.

Hey, Hey you, you

I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm the mother fucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right

She's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

She's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

Oh
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

Oh
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
No Way No Way...

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No Way No Way...

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
No Way No Way...

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No Way No Way Hey Hey...

The music ended and Ino gave Sasuke a big fat kiss on the lips and left. Sasuke stood their dumbfounded and Sakura stood their pissed off. The next day Sasuke broke up with Sakura and started going out with Ino.

Hope you liked it.

Song by Avril Lavigne