I know what you're thinking, "About time!" Well sorry, I was lazy. Now let's get started! :D

Me: Any resemblance to people living or dead is… COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL. My friend gave me permission to use part of his love-life to base this off of :D

Megan: Any song he uses is probably not his. If it is, he'll specify!

Austin (reading a script): And he doesn't own any Austin & Ally characters. If he did, Austin and Ally would end up married with a daught- (realizes what he's reading) WHAT?!

Me: (smiles)

Ally: And he also doesn't own any other characters, since he's planning on adding Zuri.

Nelson: And um… I think that's it.

Me: Yup! How do you like my unpaid assistants?

Zuri: Unpaid?! …I quit.

Me: You can't.

Zuri: Why not?

Me: I own you.

Zuri: Ally just said you don't.

Me: …But I could write you out of the story.

Zuri: Well yeah, but then I would effectively quit.

Me: …I'm writing you to not quit.

Zuri: Okay.

Austin: Hey, now Zuri has more lines than us!

Me: Leave me alone!

Austin: Not until I have the same amount of- mmmmm! Mm? Mm!

Me: Heh heh, writing him to not speak… Well let's start.

HATED 2: A Melson Story

Chapter 1 – Megan's POV (Author's Note: Yay! POVs!) (Austin's Note: I still want my lines.) (Author's Note: Go away.)

I'm Megan Moon. Ten year-old daughter of celebrity couple Austin and Ally Moon. I'm also the youngest reporter for Cheetah Beat. So I guess you could say our family is just completely famous.

I go to Dawson Elementary School. Yeah, my mom got a school named after her. Be jealous.

My best friend is Zuri Ross. She's the daughter of movie director Morgan Ross and fashion designer Christina Ross.

Wow, I really like fame, don't I?

But that's not the only reason I like Zuri, she's really funny and sassy and we get along really well.

My other friends are Sydney and a girl named June, but she goes by "Mad Dog" because her dad's a wrestler and she acts really tough. So don't call her June. Trust me. She'll kill you.

Oh yeah, and there's a boy named Nelson. He's not part of my little group of friends, but we're pretty close.

Mom and dad think I have a crush on him, but I don't. He's just a really goofy kid that I get along with.

Of course mom and dad insist that that's just proof that I like him.

And Aunt Trish says that's exactly what she thought about Uncle Dez.

But I don't like him. I mean… well I like him, but I don't- OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I guess this narration's getting pretty long… let's head to the real story.

"Hey Megan!" Zuri greeted me as I headed towards her at lunch.

"Hi Zuri!" I said in reply.

"I saved you a seat," she then added.

"Oh, um, I'm going to sit with someone else at lunch," I replied nervously. Please don't ask who… please don't ask who… "Who?" …

"Nelson," I replied, trying to hide how worried I was. Zuri's eyes sparkled creepily.

"Really now? Okay," she grinned. I smiled nervously and headed over to where Nelson was sitting.

"Hey Megan," Nelson said with a ridiculous grin. I sat down. "Ready to work on our pro-" he started to ask. I smacked my hand over his mouth. "Ow," he mumbled.

"Sorry Nelson," I apologized quickly before removing my hand.

"Why don't you want anyone to know we're working on the science project together?" he asked, crossing his arms.

"I told Zuri I was going to work with her, and if I tell her that I'm working with you, she'll get mad," I replied.

"Uh, okay," Nelson said, confused. "So should we meet at your house?"

"Can't," I told him. "Mom and dad are on tour, so I'm staying with Zuri."

"So we'll meet at Zuri's house," Nelson decided.

"Small problem with that," I said.

"What?"

"SHE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER," I said, frustrated.

"Oh," he squeaked. "Right."

"Can we meet at your house?" I asked him.

"No," he said flatly.

"Okay… why not?"

"No reason," he replied. I blinked.

"So um, how well do you think this is going?" I asked him. He shrugged in reply.