Lord of the Rings Christmas Carols

by BaronCat40

This is a bunch of Christmas Carols based on the Lord of the Rings series. Not intended to copy anything else. Selections include: "Frodo got Runover by a Cave Troll", "Warning of the Bells", "Deck the Halls with Nazgul Flying", and many others. This year's content starts at chapter 54 (Song of Battle Day).

1. We wish you a Merry Christmas

This is a list of Christmas Carol Parodies parodied with items and events from the Lord of the Rings. It is not intended to copy anything else (there are many other parodies out there). All rights to lyrics not in the public domain go to their respective owners, all rights to the Lord of the Rings go to whoever owns that.

Updates will run about once daily. For this year's content, see chapter 54.

Note: This song actually has a setting: Sauron and the Nazgul are "Christmas caroling" outside Bilbo's door. It tells a story.

We wish you a merry Christmas:

We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year.

Now bring us the ring of power, now bring use the ring of power, now bring us a ring of power, and we might let you live.

We'll keep stabbing you until we get it, we'll keep stabbing you until we get it, we'll keep stabbing you until we get it, with these morgul blades right here.

We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy death bed.

Get off the floor and go get it, get off the floor and go get it, get off the floor and go get it, or we'll stab you some more.

Stop groaning on the floor, stop moaning on the floor, stop lying on the floor, before you bleed to death

We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, you horrid blood puddle!

Now bring us that golden band, now bring us that golden band, now bring us that golden band, so shiny and bright

Don't care about the world, don't care about the world, don't care about the world, you'll end it right here.

We wish you a bloody Christmas, we wish you a bloody Christmas, we wish you a bloody Christmas, and a deathly new year.

Now give us that dang ring, now give us that dang ring, now give us that dang ring, before we gut you on the floor.

We'll give your guts to the orcses, we'll give you guts to the orcses, we'll give you guts to the orcses, they'll enjoy eating them.

We wish you a deadly Christmas, we wish you a deadly Christmas, we wish you a deadly Christmas, and a happy funeral!

We're gonna feed you to Shelob anyway, we're gonna feed you to Shelob anyway, we're gonna feed you to Shelob anyway, you death is right here.

We'll burn down you house too, we'll burn down you house too, we'll burn down you house too, and you neighbor's as well!

We wish you a flaming Christmas, we wish you a flaming Christmas, we wish you a flaming Christmas, and happy cremation!

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