Buffy the Vampire Slayer: the attack of the man-eater!!

Author: Buffy-Freak

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Characters from BTVS that you recognise. Joss Whedon does.

Distribution: Please ask me first.

Note: This would have taken place in BTVS during season 2/3.

Reviews: Please please please please review after reading, even if you think it was total bollocks. I like flames. They give me advice for further writing.

This was written in script form, just in case you can't tell, so in some areas it is difficult to understand (stage directions, etc.). Here we go!:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: the attack of the man-eater!!

Teaser

To start we see a man and a woman walking around a dark street. They kiss, he holds her from behind and...

Male Vampire: (In human form) What a pretty neck you have! (He changes to a vampire but she doesn't notice)

The woman giggles. Then you see the back of Buffy walking towards them clutching a stake in one hand.

Buffy: Honestly! Don't you guys ever change your lines?

Woman: Buzz off, you squirt! Can't you see we're busy! Aren't we darl... (she notices the vampire) Arghhh! What the hell are you?!

Vampire: I'm hungry and you're dinner, sweetie-pie!

Buffy: In your dreams, Jack ass!

A kick here and a punch there, then a roll, a hit, on the floor and stab! (Vampire then no vampire!!)

Woman: Wow, thanks! You saved my life! What was that...that thing?

Buffy: Well...you know men...showing the devil inside and all that!

Woman: Yeah...whatever...

Buffy: You go home now! And leave the men alone for a while. (laugh)

Woman: Well thanks again!

Buffy: No probs!

Buffy exits. Woman walks away and camera follows. She sees a glowing red stone.

Woman: Woah! It's so...so beautiful!

As she reaches to pick it up it glows brighter and brighter. She picks it up and it jumps into her mouth. You see a red glow go down her throat and then into her body. Her skin turns scaly and red. She grows twice her size in muscle and height, but she still has her dyed long blue hair, with huge teeth. She picks up a teenage, high school boy from the streets. He is sucked into her body and she grows again! She roars and shakes her blue mane.

OPENING CREDITS

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Theme Tune

Review please, so far! The next chapter will be up in no time!! It's already written I just have to type it up! You can comment on what you think should happen next, but I've already written the next scene. I have writer's block for scene 2 so you can give me your ideas after reading scene 1!! If you liked this or like reading Buffy fan fiction, may I recommend the author Lucinda on this website. I don't know her personally but her stuff is amazing, especially 'Dark Summer'. Thanks for reading this, but thank you even more if you have reviewed it!!!!!