Chapter 1

Jaspers pov

I sunk into a crouch as I prepared to leap at the huge deer just 3 meters away. My mind was so concentrated on the hunt that it shocked me when Alice leaped at the deer I was about to kill. I wasn't to bothered she could have it if she wished. It took me a 20th fraction of a second to refocus and take down the second largest deer. My teeth cut through the fat and muscle with ease. When my deer was drain I decided to head back to the house, I had already had two mountain lions before, with Alice no-where insight. I was confused if she had decided to join me why didn't she wait for me to finish? I ran back towards the house, my trail being only to easy to follow, When I heard the rhythmic thudding of paws. I was so used to the werewolves now I could tell them apart just by their running. This was Seth and Jacob, Probably coming to see the objects of their fixations due to the creepy wolf-imprinting nonsense, Piper and Renessmee.

It has been 60years since Bella had given birth to Renessmee and shortly after me and Alice adopted a 15year old girl named Piper, A half vampire half human like Renessmee her mother had been killed while she was giving birth and the Voltori had got to her father soon after and she was left all alone with no-one looking after her. Alice and I had secretly wanted a child and gladly took her in. So I was a bit pissed when we had known her for 5 fricken minutes and Seth walks in and BOOM instant imprint. My thought was interrupted as I realized I had got to the river. I took a few bounds and then leaped ending it with a double summersault and a handspring as I hit the ground and walked at human speed to the back door. Piper and Renessmee were in deep conversation with Rosalie and Alice about some new clothes. That's another reason why Alice wanted Piper as a daughter so she could dress her up like a 3-d paper doll.

I laughed as I entered the house at the same time as Seth and Jacob. Piper and Nessie shouted "SETH" and "JACOB" at the same time. Everyone laughed as the girls ran into their waiting arms. "Hey girls!" Jacob and Seth chorused. Jacob and Seth were so tuned-into those girls it seemed as though they had known them their whole lives.

"Seth guess what!" My lovely new daughter shouted. She was very special as she could take out a vampires extra ability or a shape shifters power and put it within herself. She always gave them their powers back of course but she had to half them as otherwise it would kill them due to the power being doubled while it was inside her and she got to keep the other half. So she had almost any power ou could think of. Extraordinary.

"What is it babe?" Seth asked his eyes completely focused on her. He looked at her with such adoring affection that matched his emotions perfectly. Seth was a good kid and I knew he only wanted her to be happy. He would jump in front of a bus if it would please her. I smiled as I considered that and from the corner of my eye I saw Edward giving me a look as if to say "Yeah tell me about it". Sometimes his talents as a mind reader and him having an imprinted-on-by-a-mutt-too daughter saved me a few hits from both Alice and Piper.

"Well" Piper said a huge smile on her face. She was beautiful and she was my daughter. I was so lucky to have both Alice and Piper, My two favourite ladies. "My mom is letting me help her design some clothes and she says I'm really good! It's something I really enjoy and it's so fun! Nessie is gunna help too! Oh and of course you can give it ago if you like" She paused for a second as though she was taking a breath, just a reaction to when she spoke to fast and in public it would attract attention. I smiled; she fit into this lifestyle perfectly.

"Sounds awesome Shorty" he said ruffling her hair. I snorted. She was only short to him. Emmett came flying down the stairs a grin on his face. Uh oh. Was it really this time of the century were Emmett gave us new nick names? As I reviewed it I realized it was.

"Darn" I muttered and Emmett's grin got bigger.

"Oh yes Jazz. Yes Nicknames time! Please can everyone be seated" Emmett boomed. I'm not sure if he did it just to piss me off or he was just being Emmett he ran threw a load of random emotions really fast and then finally stoped as he saw it was making me dizzy. He then gave me and evil smile.

Esme walked in from the garden and Carlisle came down from his study. We all sat down.

"Right ladies, Gentlemen and mutts" he laughed "Its is that time where I think up some devious nicknames for you all" He did his evilest Emmett smile. "So who wants to go first?"

"What the hell I mind as well get this out of the way" Piper volunteered.

Emmett smiled widely. "Well Piper I have: Smoke as your name has pipe in it, Shorty cause Seth always calls you it and it, Pippa cause it sounds cute, Pip and DJ cause let's be honest you rock at being a DJ and can play alot of instruments"

"Well that's not too bad I suppose" Piper smiled. "Dad said he ended up being called Gayward for years" she laughed her tinkle laugh and then smiled at me. I smiled back weakly. I didn't like to talk about that. It got so annoying to the point where Esme had banned nicknames.

"Right i'll do Seth next then" Emmett announced. "Well I have: Lanky cause your huge dude, Hair-cut as you won't cut your hair cause Miss DJ over there won't let you as she likes long-ish hair, Stalker, Pup and Sethy cause Piper told me to put it in there"

"Emmett why is stalker in there?" Seth questioned.

"Well you hardly ever leave Shorty alone" Emmett smiled as he new Seth found it difficult to be away from her.

"Well..ok then" Seth said carelessly draping his arm around Pipers shoulders.

Emmett looked down at his sheet of paper. "Well i'll do Alice and Jasper next. For Jazz I have: Major J, Mr. Sensitive, G.I. Jazz, Curly bobs and Jman" I hissed. I hated being called sensitive. Emmett started crying as I sent a surge of sadness through him.

"No who's sensitive huh Emmett? I guess that would be you" I laughed. I let in out of my influence and he scowled at me and carried on.

"And for Alice I have: Pixie, Tinkerhell, The Aliceanator, Fashionista and Freak" He laughed and carried on. "Now for Edward I have: Eddie, Mr McMuffin, Eddie-boy, Mr. Sparkle, Party Poopward and for Bella: Bells, Belly, Tinkerbella, Strawbelly and Bell" He smiled. "Right I'm bored of reading them out so I'm just gunna put this piece of paper on the table" He placed it casually on the table and stepped back. We all walked up to it. The others nick names were:

Renessmee- Ness, Nessie, Nessly, lil beauty, loch Ness

Jacob- Jakey, JakeO, Wonder Wolf, Mechanic

Carlisle- Dr. Fang, Dr. Cool, Super-Dad, Mr. C, C&C

Esme-super-mom, Sweety, Mommy dearest

Rosalie- Rose, Rosie, Roe, Lady Rose, Beauty

"Hey Emmett?" Bella shouted.

"Yeessss" He smiled. "What is it?"

"You're Not Calling my daughter Loch Ness and we have all come up with some nicknames for you too" Bella smiled. What? I didn't have a say in that. Damn must have been while I was hunting.

"Oh really?" He was not happy. He loved making up nicknames but when it came to him he could get a bit pissed.

"Yes" Edward said. "They are: Dofus, Sir Jerk, and Embear from your two lovely nieces" Edward Smiled at Nessie and Piper. "Also Jester and Dummy" We all bust out into peals of laughter at Emmett's expression and Emmett stormed up-stairs. I love it when Emmett gets annoyed. When we had all finished our laughing fits at Emmett's reactions Esme when back two the garden and Carlisle to his study.