A/N: I know, surprised that I'm actually writing something after I said I wouldn't, right? Well, I realized that one of the things we had to do in my busy busy schedule was go to the library, so here I come to you, from my library computer, with an all new story. I will work on "iWish I Hadn't Said That," but a great new idea popped into my head last night. So, without further ado, I give you "iFall into Middle Earth"!

Sam POV

I quickly ran into Blocksmasher, hoping to get the new Green-Ray version of the Two Towers before it got checked out. Carly had gotten a Green-Ray player with her new room after Spencer burned her original one up, and I wanted to watch the movie that scared the crap out of Freddie- I mean FredDORK! Anyway, pretend I never said that. I saw it, and some ugly fat person (I'm not meaning to offend heavy/overweight people, remember, this is Sam's POV, not mine) about to grab it. "NOOOOOOO!" I shouted, the person thought I was insane, and ran. Yay, I'm able to get it first!

Carly was home, drinking a Peppy Cola and watching "Girly Cow" on their TV downstairs.

"Hey Carls, is it okay if I go watch this new movie on your Green-Ray player upstairs?"

"Sure Sam, as long as it's not 'Psycho'. That movie freaks me out. I wasn't able to take a shower without Spencer standing guard outside the bathroom door for six months!"

"No, it's not. It's 'Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers'!"

"Really? I love that movie!"

"Yeah, it just came out today and I got it from Blocksmasher."

"You didn't scare away a fat person this time, did you?" Carly asked. The reason she asks this is because I did the same exact thing when Fellowship of the Ring came out last month.

"No…" I said, putting on my lying face.

"Sam!"

"Sorry, but I wanted it!"

"It's okay Sam. Go upstairs while I pop some popcorn."

"YAY!"

I ran up the stairs as Carly went to go ask Spencer where the popcorn was.

I had forgotten how Carly gets when watching Lord of the Rings. She always screams psycho-fangirl screams when Legolas appears on-screen and then I can't hear what the crap is going on. Then, guess who comes through the door other then the dorky, ugly, almost fat… Frednub.

"Whatcha watching?" he asked.

"First of all, don't ever try to sound cool again. It's not good for keeping Momma's ears in good health," I replied, "Second, we're watching the movie that gives poor wittle Fweddie nightmares."

"YOU'RE WATCHING 'JAWS'!"

"No, we are watching the Two Towers."

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

We ended up crashing at Carly's. Freddie slept on the couch and I slept in Carly's room with her. Little did we know, we would be in for a big surprise.