Cysero is love, Cysero is life.
I was only 13 years old…I loved AQWorlds so much, I had bought all the Heromart items, I continuously prayed to Cysero every night before bed in hopes that he would notice me and give me the 696969 ACS I so desired on my account Handsomesocklord.
''Cysero is love'' I say. ''Cysero is life'' I say in correspondence.
My Dad walks in the room with a belt and tells me that I am a ''no life'' and also calls me a faggot for spending too much time playing online computer games. My father walks towards me ready to whip me with his Level 65 Lucky Spiral carve awe enhanced Belt.
My father raises the belt infuriated with who I have become, ready to strike one of my most vital organs, I am utterly terrified, until suddenly Cysero crashes through the window in a superhero-esque manner and stops the belt mid strike with his Hammer that radiates green waves of magical energy.
Cysero then speaks to my father and says to him ''Hey, that's not very nice'' proceeded by a frowning face. Cysero then lightly taps my Dad in the solar plexus with his Hammer and winds him for a good 5 minutes.
Cysero grabs my hand and takes me through a magical Portal leading to the AQWorlds Universe, we are transported to his house, he utters the words ''This is my house'' them walks over to me and /dances, I look over to my side and feel very uneasy, but I endure it…for Cysero.
Cysero fills my account with the 696969 ACS and gives me life membership to AdventureQuest Worlds. I ask Cysero if I can become a mod ''He frowns and shakes his head left to right in disappointment'' he takes me back portal which we came in from and chucks me through, but not before uttering the word ''NO''
tears are running down my face, I am both happy and sad. I decide to call it a day so I climb onto my bed all nuzzled in comfortably.
Cysero is love. Cysero is life.
-The end