{A/N}Hi!! My name is Paige. Nice to meet 'cha!! This is my first fanfic, I wrote it all by myself!!! Please be nice! But tell me what you think of it!!! And I figure I should warn you. I'm obsessed with Liger Zero. Literally. I painted a mural of him on one of my walls. Really big...it took a week to sketch and paint it. Of course, I have a second wall that's plastered with Davan's fics. She is the BEST!!!! She's nice, she's talented...she's the next J.K. Rowling!!! Pretty Birdy!!!!!!

Liger: Is it me, or is she really weird?

James: Weird. Defiantly weird.

Paige: Not weird. Cute but Psycho.

Liger: Is there a stronger word than psycho?

James: 'Cause if there is, you fit in to that category.

Paige: evil smile James, haven't you learned ANYTHING in our 14 years as twins?

James: gulps

Liger: Are you gonna beat him up now?

Paige: Nope.

James: hopeful smile Really?

Paige: I just won't cook him dinner.

James: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Liger: Harsh.

Paige: Liger, you're lucky I love ya'... My temper isn't as peaceful, calm and serene as Leena's.

Liger: Oh...damn... uhh... wanna go for a ride?

Paige: You're so SWEET!!!!! hugs Liger Bye Jamey!! hops in Liger's cockpit and straps in And this chapter is dedicated to Davan, or Pretty Birdy, as I like to call her. Read her stuff!! Her pen name is Davan.

James: Can I have dinner?

Liger: Ready when you are, Paige!

Paige:

James: to Liger She isn't paying attention to me.

Liger:

James: --;;

Paige: Run Liger!! Run!!!

Liger: roars and runs into the sunset

James:........................OOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY ......and that leaves me with the disclaimer. sighs

{DISCLAIMER} James: Thank the Goddess my sister doesn't own Zoids. Liger especially. I'd never get ANY attention from her. No dinner either. Just a tip, folks, don't try to smother fires with bread. You won't be allowed in a kitchen.

Chapter 1 - Liger's Plan

Hello. I can guarantee that you've heard of me, or at least my partner. My name is Liger Zero. My partner and I have beaten countless idiots, who call themselves either bad-guys or competition. It doesn't matter which, as far as I'm concerned, they're still idiots for thinking they could beat my friends and me.

You, like everyone else, know that I'm an Ultimate X. You also know that Bit can understand me when I speak. But give other not-so-special Zoids a chance at fame, too. Like Bullet, my gun-happy, maniac gun sniper teammate. Or Smoke, the calm, quiet shadow fox, my other teammate. Or even Highwing, my last teammate and a spectacular Raynos. Their partners aren't bad, either. Which brings me to the subject of MY partner.

Bit Cloud. Funny guy, that one. Sure, he isn't the smartest person, or the best mechanic. But he fits my style. For the most part, anyway. One of the few problems I can find in him is that he's always being chased round by Bullet's partner, Leena. I mean, really - how many times have I saved him from her? I'd be irritated if I didn't know they were flirting.

The sky looks pretty now, the sun will rise soon. Then Bit will be coming out to fix these irritating dents. After flirting with Leena, of course, but that's to be expected. Hmm. That's it. I'm going to help Bit and Leena get together. Imagine. Me, a matchmaker. Huh.

"Growl for your thoughts, Liger?" Highwing's question jolted me right out of my thoughts.

"Oh, I'm just thinking about the battle today." I answered.

"You'll do fine. You always do." Smoke added in.

"Yeah, you're right. I'll worry about it later." I said.

"You don't need to worry at all. I'll take care of 'em all in no time!!" Bullet broke off into peals of insane giggles. Smoke, Highwing and I glanced at each other.

When she calmed down a bit, she informed us, "I won't go down-"

"With ammo," I interrupted. That was too much. Smoke and Highwing broke into helpless laughter. I tried to hold it together, then gave up and fell into hysterical laughter myself.

"I will too have ammo!! And if I don't-"

"It won't be anything new," interjected Smoke. The three of us broke into fresh peals of laughter.

Bullet seemed hurt for a second, then she said, "At least my partner doesn't shy away from battle." Highwing shut up.

"And," she added, "at least my partner PAYED for me." Smoke shut up. I quickly quieted myself down before she could say anything about Bit. She went for it anyway.

"And at least my partner isn't exactly like me."

I broke into renewed laughter, Smoke and Highwing right after me. Bullet looked confused for a moment, then realized her mistake.

"Can I re-phrase that?" Bullet questioned. In answer, our laughter doubled.

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How do I do that again? Boy, it's been so long, I thought. Let's see... I've been doing this for an hour!!! Geez, can't ANYTHING come easy? I can't be limited to the hanger and still complete my plan!! Plan...I still need to make a plan!!

I guess the first thing to do would be to make them admit they like each other. To me, at least. After that, I'll wing it. But I still need to do this!!!! Geez, it's hard to remember!!! I'll try again.