The Fellowship Of The Ring
By Charles Xavier
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They're very brave and caring,
Adventurous and daring,
They stink like a bunch of herrings,
The Fellowship of the Ring.
Gimli has a brain of a duck,
Legolas needs a haircut,
Boromir's full of bad luck,
The Fellowship of the Ring.
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Aragorn is a hottie,
But Gandalf is a snottie,
Samwise has a great big tummy,
The Fellowship of the Ring.
Merry is really daffy,
While Pippin acts so wacky,
But Frodo's nice, quite frankly,
The Fellowship of the Ring.
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They're on their way to Mordor,
To rid the ring forever more,
They all have smelly odors,
The Fellowship of the Ring.
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