Welcome to my first multi-chapter fic! This is a mary-sue parody, so the flames will be used to roast the Sue's perfect body in heck after I'm done with this.
Alternate summary: The authoress Cee Cee hasd been taken over by the dreaded Mary Sue disease and is now writing a perfect OC. Two muses must unite, and save the canon world from destruction. Warning: contains A Mary Sue, Paulina bashing, Sam bashing, Vlad bashing, extreme OOCness, and pushing the K+ rating to it's limits.
The almighty Butch Hartman owns Danny Phantom and there is no way I'm making a profit on this fic.
P.S: the SA/N thingys are the Sue-ified Authors notes.
P.S.S: If any of you are sporking this, please wait until the next chappies are done so that I can turn up the Sueishness before then.
Early one morning in Amity Park, a moving van pulled up next-door to the famous Fentonworks household. Three people came out of the vehicle and surveyed their new home.
The two adults aren't important so I'll skip describing them. (A/N: Takes a deep breath)
Now the 14-year old between them had iridescent sparkling sky blue eyes, black as a raven's wing midnight hair with alternating ice blue and lime green streaks running through it. The hair was short and had a well-worn tan headband (SA/N: I wuv this headband!) keeping it behind her small ears and button nose. Her parchment paper white skin was sharply contrasted by a black form fitting Sum 41 tank top that cradled her small breasts. Pure white cargo pants covered her legs, with a multitude of zippers and random doodads that could be found in each and every square inch of the fabric. Shielding her dainty toes from the sunlight were dark blue faux leather combat boots that had black steel chains adorning them.
Abruptly she sighed and while showing off her shiny white teeth, said, "This looks like a very fun little city"
A very fun city indeed.
In the real world…
Two muses were staring at a horrendous bane to all of the writer's community. (Look above)
The one on the left stated, "Wow, this stinks worse than month old tacos."
"See!" the girl on the right said, "This is what happens when you give a sick Mistress a Gatorade and put her in front of a computer! We have to stop this before it gets out of control! Why am I yelling so much?! I 'VE GONE CAPS LOCK CRAZY!!1111!!"
" Come on Winnow," the other one sighed, "let's get you fixed up and find Realya."
The poor muse (now known as Winnow) was dragged off (By the other muse) into a portal that leads to authoresses mind.
A sad voice spoke out and whimpered, "Sorry readers, no cliffy here."
How did I do? Good? Bad? Odd? Tell me what you think and I'll consider it.
I need a name for the Sue please!
Do you think a canon character should be impervious to the Sue? If so, which one?
Thank you for reading!
Random Last Words,
Cee Cee The Critic