AN: So after days of fuckery with my Kenny muse, this was the result. Kenny's interaction with the citizens of South Park. Dirty, foul, sexy, kinky interactions. Usually involving his mouth and 'ew its all sticky' situations. This is my first posting of South Park shiz to ffn so uh, good luck, me?

1. In The Dark [Kenny/Craig]

"Kenny, get your hand off my nuts."

"Dude, just cuz the lights are out doesn't mean I'm gonna molest you or anythin. I can do that enough when the lights are on."

"We're the only ones here and you're right next to me, dumbass."

"Well you're not exactly complainin."

2. Threesome [Kenny, Craig, Butters]

"This isn't exactly what comes to mind when I think of threesomes."

"Just shut up and stop wiggling so fucking much before I do something about it."

"Oh yeah? Somethin' like what? I sincerely hope it involves me on my back."

"F-fellas, I can move to another s-seat if ya want...'m sure Eric'll let m-me sit with him..."

"Put a lid in it, Butters."

"Yeah Buttercup, you're more than welcome here in my lap or between my thighs."

"Down boy."

"Oh yeah, man? Suck or swallow? I do so love to follow orders."

"Oh h-hamburgers!"

3. Date Night [Stan, Kenny]

"What do you mean that was a good movie?! Wendy dragged me to go see it and I fell asleep ten minutes into it. What's your secret, dude?"

"H and B, dude. H and B. It makes even the shittiest of movies seem fuckin' rad."

"The hell is H and B?"

"Head and Buttsex."

"Aw-awww, Kenny, come on! I don't want to hear about the shit you and Craig do in the back of movie theaters!"

"Who ever said we were in the back, Stan the man?"

4. Real Deal [Kenny, Craig, Christophe]

"Now this is what I'm talkin' about when I say threesomes."

"I'm going to kick your fucking face in when I get untied you fucker! Just you wait. I'm not letting this french asshole fuck me!"

"Never fear babe, you're not the one gettin' fucked by him tonight. Just sit back....and relax."

"Zis wazn't exactly part of ze contract, Kenny."

"No, but I don't hear you complainin', Tophers."

"Call me zat again and you'll be acquainted wiz my shovel."

"Oho, I love it when you talk dirty to me."

5. Season's Greetings [Craig/Kenny]

"Yo."

"Hey dude. You look like shit."

"Aw you're so sweet, it warms my heart."

"Cut the crap and get your ass in here, you fucking reek."

"Yeah, blame the gigantic mutant turkey."

"Nothing says Happy Holidays like the destruction of this piece of shit town."

"No shit....Soo...how big of a chance is there that I can join you for a shower?"

"I'd say its pretty high."

"Sweet! Nothin' says healin' like buttsex in the shower. Don't forget to drop the soap."

"Yeah, yeah, hurry up and take your pants off, dilhole."