Kotori: Hiya! This my fanfiction of Flame Rebbca. I hope you enjoy it! Yus! See ya later!
Flame Man and The Princess
by Kotori-chan~
"Flame Man, after defeating evil, carried the princess in his arms and gazed at their new home, thus creating a beautiful relationship. The. End." Yanagi smiled as about twenty-four curious eyes stared at her and the picture book she had placed on her lap. She was happy that everyone at the preschool was present to listen to the end of her book.
"Woooow! That was soooooo good, Yanagi-neechan!" one girl with purple barette's in her hair complimented.
"Yanagi-neechan! Flame Man is sooo cool! He shoots awesome fireballs outta' his hands! Bazoom! Bazoom!" a boy with a blue cast on his right arm shouted, using his good arm to shoot imaginary fire.
"Yanagi-neechan!!"
"Yanagi-neechan!!!"
"Yanagi-neechan!!!!"
"YANAGI-NEECHAN!!!!!"
"Oh, I guess you all liked it!" She giggled a bit, watching the crowd of enthusiastic toddlers crowd around her. She picked up the book on her lap and placed it on the floor in front of them, their sparkling eyes staring at the cardboard cover. "What was your favorite part, Nina-chan?"
The four-year old girl with her light locks tied in a ponytail grinned. "Nina-chan likes that part where the pwincess gets marry to Flame Man-san. Nina-chan also likes the part where....." she scootched over to the book, turning the pages, until she found what she was looking for and pointed. "Here, where it says...'Den D-Da' pw-pwincess and Flam...Famm...Flame! Flame Man-san gwo into da' howze and mwak...mawwk...make? Make! Make wub' allll nah...naghite? Nit...Night? Night! Alll night!' The end!"
Translation: Then, the princess and Flame Man walk into the house and make love all night.
"RECCCCCCAAAAA-KUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!"
Recca, in between laughs, said, "Oh...Oh sh*t! I-I'm dead! Ha!" he clutched his stomach for dear life.
Snap.
"Huh?" he stoppped laughing and looked up.
Snap. Snap.
"H-Hime?"
Snap. Snap. Snap.
"H-Hime, th-that was a j-joke, okay?" he pushed himself into the wall, sweatdropping like crazy.
Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap.
"Oh sh-"
CRACK!
"Recccca........."
.
Crack. Crack. Crack.
"!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END