Attraction
There had to be something wrong with him. Harry just couldn't understand how he could be attracted to someone so, well, fugly was the only word that seemed to work. After all, who could possibly find hair so full of grease you could ring it out and fill up a five gallon bucket appealing? And that nose! It was so large that it was clearly the most prominent feature on the man's face. And in almost direct comparison, his eyes were but black beady holes in his head! And his skin was so pale that the multiple discolorations from former pimples were obvious no matter what sort of light he was standing in.
Harry supposed that the man's long-fingered hands could be considered attractive, were it not for the hideous stains covering them. And his silky voice could perhaps be considered sexy, except for the shear hatred that was always present when he spoke to Harry. Harry could have tolerated that, but for the utter contempt for everyone else, even the Slytherins. And then of course, there was what the man actually said with those way too thin lips (not that Harry liked fat lips, but he preferred at least a little substance to them). In all his years of being forced to listen to the man (including when Harry had been eavesdropping), Harry had never heard the man say anything remotely nice, or even just plain neutral. The closest to being nice was after the third task in his fourth year when Snape attempted to prove to Fudge that Voldemort was back… Now that he thought about it, that might have been when this strange infatuation began.
But when it came down to it, just the thought of Snape's face was far more effective than an ice-cold shower. And yet, when Snape would turn and walk away from him, Harry found that he just couldn't look away. There was something about the way his cape would billow behind him that was just so – so – so sexy! Could one be attracted to the way someone walks? Harry supposed this must be true as all it took was watching the man's cloak billow enticingly as he walked away would give Harry and instant hard-on.
…He needed help of the psychiatric order, as surely nothing about this situation could be deemed even remotely normal.
A.N. This was the unfortunate brainchild of trying to come up with rare Harry Potter pairings. Yes, I know, Snarry is hardly a rare pairing. And to think, this whole thing started with the phrase "cloak billows enticingly." Anyway, tell me what you think.
I was considering doing a reverse one-shot, Snape being attracted to only Harry's eyes, but I think that might be too creepy for even me. So how about a challenge? Can someone write a fic (it can be chaptered or a one-shot) where Snape is attracted to only Harry's eyes? Just shoot me a note if you decide to do it. XD