Top Things the Slayers would never say:
LINA:
10. Neat eyes, Xellos!
9. I should introduce you to my big sis!
8. Amelia! Let's sing the 'Otome no Inori' song again!
7. Who was Rezo again?
6. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! PANIC!!!!!!
5. Somebody kiss me!
4. Bipitty bopitty boo!
3. GIGLA SLAVE!!! Er, I mean GIGA SLAVE!!!!
2. Marry me, (insert fav. Couplet with Lina)!!!!!
AND THE #1 THING SHE WOULD NEVER SAY…
1. I hate food!!! (/I'm not hungry!!!!)
ZEL:
10. Look! A whale!
9. I don't care about strength anymore! I wanna be weak!!!!
8. Whuzz up, homie?
7. WHAH!!! I miss Rezo.
6. Why is no one paying attention to me?! (sob) You all hate me!
5. I'm lonely.
4. Lina, Amelia! Can you two dress me up in a dress again?
3. I'm so pretty! Oh, so pretty! Oh, so witty and smart!
2. Plurble!
AND THE #1 THING HE WOULD NEVER SAY…
1. I love you Xellos! (Sorry, all you yaoi fans :))
GOURRY:
10. I can spell grotesque! G-R-O-T-E-S-Q-U-E!!!!
9. Guess what guys! I use deodorant!
8. I love lipstick!
7. Hey Zel, can I use your calculator?
6. Can I make out with you, Lina?
5. Numa Numa!
4. Chewbacca!
3.I can speak Spanish! Hello-o, how-o are-o you-o?
2. Houston, we have a problem.
AND THE #1 THING…
1. Guys… I think I've fallen in love with Shrabranigdo.
AMELIA:
10. Mr. Gourry, are you a briefs man?
9. I'm a ferret!
8. Gracia? Who's she?
7. Has anyone seen my sandbox?
6. I love you, Mr. Xellos!
5. I love you, Miss Lina!
4. What's magic?
3. I'M NOT POINTING!!!!!
2. I think the ground just turned red.
THE #1 ONE THING…
1. I HATE JUSTICE!!!!!!!
XELLOS:
10. Okay, I'll tell you ALL my secrets…
9. Guess what! Zelgadis is my son!!!
8. And Lina's his mother!!!!
7. I'm a cookie monster!!
6. I should introduce you to Zelas sometime!
5. Zel-kun! Guess what! I found you're cure! Here you go, free of charge!
4. Hmm… We should go get a hammer.
3. Hey guys look! I'm a kitty kat!
2. You humans all know Gourry's hot, right?
AND THE #1 ONE THING HE WOULD NEVER SAY, IN THE SERIES:
1. Marry me, Fillia!
Author: And that would be it. The goal was to make people laugh… Doubt it worked though… ANYWAY, the one part of any fic that never changes:
DISCLAIMER:
How many times must I repeat myself before you believe me? I'm not making money off this (nor would ever try to), and I don't own the series. Hajime Kanzaka and the guys who put into anime form do. Not me. Repeat. NOT THE SHORT, BROWN-BLACK-HAIRED FEMALE SITTING IN FRONT OF HER COMPUTER 29 HOURS A DAY. And hush about my logic and time scale.