Here it is, the unknown sequel to The Twelve Days of Eragon....
The Twelve Days of the Eragon movie!!!
Authoress note: As with the first one, this just popped into my head. I hope this one turns out better.
Disclaimer: No, I do not own the Eragon movie. The studio who made it can take the blame for that travesty.
Here we go...
On the first day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me... one really crappy movie!
On the second day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me... two rag doll Shades and one really crappy movie!
On the third day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me... three blond heads, two rag doll Shades, and one really crappy movie!
On the fourth day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me... four jellybeans, three blond heads, two rag doll Shades, and one really crappy movie!
On the fifth day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me... five butchered scenes! four jellybeans, three blond heads, two rag doll Shades, and one really crappy movie!
On the sixth day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me... six cut characters, five butchered scenes! four jellybeans, three blond heads, two rag doll Shades, and one really crappy movie!
On the seventh day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me... seven Urgals in makeup, six cut characters, five butchered scenes! four jellybeans, three blond heads, two rag doll Shades, and one really crappy movie!
On the eighth day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me... eight dust bunnies, seven Urgals in makeup, six cut characters, five butchered scenes! four jellybeans, three blond heads, two rag doll Shades, and one really crappy movie!
On the ninth day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me... nine crappy lines, eight dust bunnies, seven Urgals in makeup, six cut characters, five butchered scenes! four jellybeans, three blond heads, two rag doll Shades, and one really crappy movie!
On the tenth day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me... ten cut sub-plots, nine crappy lines, eight dust bunnies, seven Urgals in makeup, six cut characters, five butchered scenes! four jellybeans, three blond heads, two rag doll Shades, and one really crappy movie!
On the eleventh day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me... eleven Mary Sues, ten cut sub-plots, nine crappy lines, eight dust bunnies, seven Urgals in makeup, six cut characters, five butchered scenes! four jellybeans, three blond heads, two rag doll Shades, and one really crappy movie!
On the twelfth day of the Eragon movie, somebody gave to me (deep breath everybody!)... twelve scenes a-lacking, eleven Mary Sues, ten cut sub-plots, nine crappy lines, eight dust bunnies, seven Urgals in makeup, six cut characters, five butchered scenes! four jellybeans, three blond heads, two rag doll Shades, and one really crappy movieeeeeeeeeeee!
Authoress note: Well, here it is. I hope you liked it, and I hope you review. Happy Holidays!