Naruto of the sand
Greetings ladies and gentlemen of the Fanfiction community I proudly present my poll winner Naruto of the sand but the poll is still going on and second place can still be achieved either rise of Namigakure or the brother hood of Konoha pranksters the choice is yours
Episode 1
So long Konohagakure
A wagon full of boxes was being pulled through the village of Konohagakure no sato (the village hidden in the leaves) pulling the wagon were two people one was a thirty eight year old man dressed like a chief the other was a girl about twelve years old with shoulder length brown hair dressed in white pants and a white shirt with a white bandana in her hair
These were the Ichiraku family and they were leaving Konoha and they had just approached the gate when the two guards stopped them
"Halt why are you leaving the village" asked one of the guards his pupil less white eyes glaring at the family
"Were leaving the village we have filed out all the required paperwork and have spoken with Ibiki Morino Hyuuga san"
"That's Hyuuga Sama to you peasants after all we are the ruling class of this village"
"Just because your former clan head is Hokage now does not mean you are gods you are as human as the rest of us" said Teuchi through gritted teeth at what the 'Hokage' did to the former Uchiha police force and their leader may they rest in peace
"By order of the Godaime Hokage Hiashi Hyuuga I must check any and all items leaving Konohagakure no Sato for the jinchuriki Naruto no name"
"Fine he isn't with us so go ahead" said Ayame
The guard activated his Byakugan and used to scan the cart for any sign of the jinchuriki "you two are clear to go"
"Thank you Hyuuga san come on Ayame we're leaving this cesspool"
"Sure thing dad"
About two hours of walking Teuchi and Ayame stopped Teuchi made a ram hand sign "Kai"
A poof of smoke appeared under the wagon hidden by a genjutsu so powerful it was able to fool the Hyuuga clan's 'all seeing' eyes crawling out from under the wagon was a boy about seven years old with blonde hair and blue eyes wearing a black t shirt with a faded Uzumaki swirl on it old shorts and a pair of green goggles
"Thanks for helping me out of that hellhole old man"
"Of course I would what kind of person would I be if I left you in that hell hole to be their weapon slash breeding machine" said Teuchi "Plus it would be disrespectful to my former teammate and your father"
"Wait you knew my father"
"Knew him he was a teammate of mine along with Mikoto Uchiha under the legendary sannin Jiraiya"
"But in the academy" Naruto stopped talking realizing what he learned in the ONLY lesson he went to before he to hide from the pale eyed bastard and did the only logical thing he fainted
"I'm surprised he didn't figure it out sooner with the Sandaime's law being revoked" said Teuchi
Teuchi picked him up and placed him on the wagon "Well Ayame let's go Suna awaits"
"Why are we going to Suna" Ayame asked her father curiously
"Well they're one of the five great nations they're jinchuriki is treated like a hero not only for being the son of the Kazekage but he's in the bingo books for killing someone who attempted to kill the wind daimyo and the most important reason of all" Teuchi stopped and Ayame wanted to know this super important reason "People in Suna love Ramen"
This caused his daughter to face fault and caused Naruto to wake up "Ramen where"
Meanwhile in the Hokage's office Hiashi was fuming "Damn that Kyubi brat how could he have eluded me for a month"
One of his advisers spoke up "perhaps a clan is hiding them in their home"
"Only an idiot would do that after what I did to the Uchiha police force the only thing harboring my weapon will gain is death by the caged bird seal"
"Don't worry Hiashi Sama the demon will not be able to hide from our all seeing eyes forever" said his other adviser
"True I am the best thing for this village as no village leader should be an ancient old coot"
In the Sarutobi clan compound the retired again Hiruzen Sarutobi sneezed "Hiashi called me an old geezer"
Meanwhile two infamous village leaders sneezed "why do I have the sudden urge to attack Konoha" said Onoki the tsuchikage and Hanzo the salamander at the same time
Now back to our main character three days later Naruto Teuchi and Ayame having traveled through the lands of river and wind arrive at the gates of Sunagakure no sato
(village hidden in the sand)
Where they were once again stopped by a guard "Halt state your business entering Suna"
"My name is Teuchi Ichiraku former student of Jiraiya and retired Chunin of Konoha I wish to speak with the Kazekage"
"You will need to have your chakra sealed and your property and the two children with you under watch by our ninja if you do anything suspicious or threaten the Kazekage his wife children or any citizen of Suna your death will be painful"
"I understand"
The office of the Kazekage was simple with little decorations other than a desk and a chair occupied by the dark red haired man standing next to him was a woman wearing a simple outfit with a scarf she had short sandy brown hair and a kind face this was Karuha wife of the Kazekage and kunoichi whose infamy can be compared to Tsunade Senju or Kushina Uzumaki
"To what do I owe the pleasure of a citizen of Konoha in my village" said the Kazekage saying Konoha like it was a swear word
"I wish to seek refuge in your village for myself my daughter and Uzumaki Naruto"
"And why should I offer this after your Godaime Hokage marches into my village and demands of me in my own office that I hand over my son"
"And that Kazekage Sama is why I came here the pale eyed bastard did not earn the title of Hokage he simply swayed the council into impeaching him Uzumaki Naruto is a jinchuriki of the Kyubi"
This got a shocked expression from the Kazekage
"Also I while too injured to be an active ninja for Suna have developed a ninjutsu style that I have begun to teach my daughter Ayame and Naruto"
"And what is this style"
"This style I call Somenton or for those who don't know romaji noodle style" said Teuchi
"And may we see this style" asked the Kazekage
"Certainly" Teuchi then made the ram hand sign "Somenton striking shadow ramen" from the man's sleeve a long noodle came out as fast as a whip making a small crater in the office wall
"As you can see the jutsu is fast powerful and can be used so that shinobi always have a food supply"
"How did you make a noodle come out of your sleeve" asked the woman
"That was fairly simple after eating a surplus of a single food the chakra will recognize the nutrition's acquired from said food by using my jutsu I can create said food creating Somenton"
At this the Kazekage and his wife Karuha face palmed 'why didn't I come up with that' was the shared thought between them
"Very well I will grant asylum to you and your group I will even grant you clan status and decree your Somenton a clan kinjutsu"
"Thank you Kazekage Sama you will not regret this"
And that is the first chapter of Naruto of the sand the final chapter for Goku and the sorcerers stone will be out soon so if you want either rise of Namigakure or the brother hood of Konoha pranksters vote vote vote the power of the biju compels you
also striking shadow ramen is not mine it is the original creation of crossover pairing lover