*This story is fan-based. Sonic the Hedgehog is property of Sonic Team and SEGA.*
Sonic Misadventure
Knuckles: "Damn! This freakin' SUCKS mad donkey balls, homie! All I'm doin' up here
Is watchin' this Freakin' oversized rock. This is mad borin' for no reason. I don't see why I gotta watch this Master Emerald. It's glowin' green and it's spinnin' (Mad slow for no reason). It must be livin', so it should be able to watch itself, right? Plus, I think this glowin' mineral is a crack-head. It smokes weed I guess. 24/7 It sucks on crack. Probably high from huffin' so much paint right now. Why else would this island float all freakin' day? The Master Emerald is high, yet I'm the one who is getting effected by this, and I've never fed on cocaine ever. An Island floating shouldn't be real. It should all be a figment of the Emeralds pot- headed mind, right? Man, I tell ya; It sucks up here. I swear it does!"
Knuckles the Echidna, as his name is fully revealed, is contemplating on his life on Angel Island. Gaurding the Master Emerald for a lifetime will grow tiresome for him, sooner or later. Before Knuckles can attempt to fall into a deep slumber, Knuckles suddenly heard a loud crash behind him. He swiftly turn around and, Beyond his eyes' comprehension, saw the Master Emerald shattered in pieces, most pieces went missing.
Knuckles: "What the Fushizu! Who's the mickie flickie that decided to do THIS?"
Knuckles was furious, but soon, gained a vibe of shock as he saw liquid seep out of the opening of the Master Emerald. Soon, there was a puddle of water. Than the puddle formed into a humanoid silhouette. The humanoid figure formed two yellow glowing eyes and emotionlessly glared at Knuckles.
Knuckles:"What the #$%&? Who the hell are you? Did you bust my Gemmy? I'm gonna bust a cap in yo head and then I'm gonna put you in my cup and drink yo liquified behind up!"
Knuckles charged at the H2O freak, but the figure knocked Kunuckles down the stares of the altar. Knuckles picked him self back up and rushed up the stares. But when he got to the top again, the mysterious creature had already fled.
Knuckles: "What? He's gone? He must have been scared of me because I'm the Strongest Echidna!"
Shadow:"No. He left because your just too damn ugly."
Knuckles:"The hell you doin' here? Your not in this story! Get yo ebony ass outta here!"
Shadow:"… Whatever. See ya, Balloon-hands. Oh, by the way; Since the Master Emerald is busted, shouldn't Angel Island fall down…Chaos Control!"
*Vanishes*
Knuckles: "DAMN IT! #$%& YOU, SHADOW!"
Much to Knuckles' chagrin, Angel Island starts rumbling and then strats descending.
Knuckles: "OH #$%& MY ASS! AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Angel Island lands in the ocean, safe and sound, but the Master Emerald is still disfigured. Knuckles now comes down to his final decision. He must now hunt for the lost pieces of the Master Emerald.
Knuckles:"It's time to re-assemble my glowin' crack-head stoney (Man, This narrator get's on my freakin' nerves). Okay. Off I go!
*What will happen in the next exciting chapter of Dragon Ba… uh… Sonic Misadventure.*
Vegeta:"Oh, That's what I thought you said. Consider yourself lucky that you didn't say what Think you were about say."
Narrator:"…Right. Heh heh heh ( I'M SOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKING LUCKY!)."