Disclaimer: Look at the friggin' top of this Sitepage. It reads "FANfiction"!
Snake was smoking a cigarette.
"It's not a cigarette,it's a cigar!"
Whatever.
Bob hauk: Plissken, What's that sound I hear? Are you smoking a cigarette?
Snake: It's not a-
Cabbie: Snake, a cigarette? Really?
Snake:…
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IT'S A FUCKING CIGAR!
Since then, we never heard of the author,bob hauk or cabbie.