Nice: Oh wow! Here's my first Gundam Wing Fic!

Duo: But we're in your crossover fic, too. So this isn't your first time writing about us.

N: But this is the first fic that's all about you guys!

D: So what's it about.

N: Read the chapter and you'll find out.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, Not Gundam Wing, or the computer I'm typing on.

On with the fic!

KYS! Ch.1: Heero Yuy

Our five favorite boys were sent to investigate a new militant group that was a threat to the peace. Their base was supposed to be in an old theater and the boys were ordered by Lady Une to stop them and blow the whole thing up if they were too violent. But, it was not a military group that was there. It was something more heinous, more sinister, and more frightening. It was…

"Know Your Stars? What the hell is 'Know Your Stars'?" asked Duo as he read the banner above the stage.

"Maybe it's the name of the group?" said Quatre.

Just then a disembodied voice spoke, Welcome Boys! You are today's guests on Know Your Stars!

"So this isn't a secret base for some military group?" asked Heero.

Military group? No! This is…

"Know Your Stars. We know that. But we didn't sign up for this," said Trowa.

"Yeah, who did sign us up for this thing?" asked Duo.

Why it was the lovely Lady Une who signed you five up and you guys came. So there's no backing out now.

"That onna! How dare she! This is an INJUSTICE!" cried Wufei.

Yeah, yeah injustice and all that other crap. Don't worry. Part of the agreement was that she and a few others were to join also. So now let's get this show started with our first victim, err I mean, guest is Heero Yuy!

A crowd appeared out of nowhere and started to cheer. "Yay! Go Heero! We love you!" they said.

"Hn. Let's just get this over with," said Heero.

Okay Heero. Just get on stage and sit on the stool and wait for it to start.

The stage was illuminated and showed a lone stool in the center. Heero climbed on stage and sat down.

Know Your Stars…Know Your Stars…Heero Yuy is a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World.

"I am not a Barbie Girl nor do I live in a Barbie world. That's Relena's thing," said Heero.

Oh okay sure whatever you say Barbie Yuy

"I'm not Barbie!"

Know Your Stars…Heero Yuy…wants to be a ballerina.

"The hell? I don't want to be a ballerina!"

He just loves to dance to Swan Lake and he thinks he'll look good in a tutu and tights!

"I do not! Stop lying!"

His dream is to be in the Nutcracker Suite and to become famous

"That is not my dream! Shut up you stupid voice!"

Know Your Stars…Heero Yuy…is not the Perfect Solider but he actually Pretty Solider Sailor Moon!

"I'm not that meat ball head!"

Then why'd ya dress like her, huh?

"I've never dressed like Usagi!"

Is that a fact? Well, I have proof! Just then the theater was rained on by photos. It showed Heero dressed like Eternal Sailor Moon. Heero grabbed one and gasped.

"How did you get this! We were in another world then! And that crazy woman with the vespa dress me up like her!"(1)

I have my ways. Go on Heero, sing your theme song: 'Fighting Leos by moonlight. Trying to shoot Relena by daylight. Never running from a Gundam fight. He is the one named Heero Moon!'

"Hahaha! Heero Moon!" laughed Duo.

"Shut up you, baka!" cried Heero.

Know Your Stars…Heero Yuy…wears teddy bear underwear!

"What the? I don't wear teddy bear underwear!"

Reeeaaallly now? Are you sure? Just then a huge fan appeared and ripped Heero's clothes off. Underneath were…

"Yuy really does wear teddy bear underwear!" cried Wufei before he started to laugh.

"And they're pink, too! This is priceless! I wish I had a camera!" laughed Trowa.

"It looks like it's made of lace! Where did you get that Hee-chan? Victoria's Secret?" asked Duo between his bouts of laughter.

Quatre was doubled over in laughter and couldn't speak.

"I will kill you all! Just you wait!" cried a blushing Heero as he tried to cover himself.

And now we know Sailor Heero Yuy: 'Barbie Girl, ballerina who loves to wear teddy bear underwear!

"No they don't!"

Just then, Zechs, Sally, Une, Noin, and Relena walked into the theater. They stopped short when they saw Heero on the stage in nothing but his underwear.

"Is that?" asked Sally as started to snicker.

"Yes, it is!" laughed Zechs as he pulled out a camera and took pictures.

"Oh GAWD! I can't breathe!" said Une and Noin and they laughed.

Relena was a different story. She showed no emotion as she stared at the nearly nude body of the boy she longed for. Then it clicked. Heero was in his underwear just a few feet in front of her.

"Heeeeeerrrrrrrrrooooooooo!" she cried and ran to the stage at a speed that would make a Gundam green with envy.

Heero looked at the pink blur that was heading straight to him. "Noooo! Not her! Leave me alone!" he said as he started to run.

"Heeerrrrooo! Come and kill me! But kiss me first before you do!"

"Somebody kill me! Please!" he said as he disappeared.

Since that one's over, let's get to our next contestant, Duo Maxwell!

Duo stopped laughing and said, "Oh no…"

To be cont.!

N: So how was that? Will Heero escape Relena? Do you guys have any ideas on Duo's bashing? Remember no flames. And R&R!

(1): From my crossover fic 'Anime Stars Of Destiny' Ch.6: Vespas are Kewl! Check it out when you have the chance.