Hmm... well... my second fanfic... im writing this as well as trying to do Ch.3 of my first
fanfic... neway...
I do not own nintendo, shigeru miyamoto, or the zelda characters
you cannot own people. i do not work for nintendo, and Sony's way better
zelda rules, so deal with it. ohoho i dont own nething to do with sony either.
thanx for reading that crap.
Link: dude, you gotta make this one damn good
SG: i know, i know.
Ganon: the triforce parts are reonating-they are combi---
SG: I'm sick of his shit, oh, BOND!!!!
Bond: *Click* *Bang* You never saw me....
Link: that takes care of Ganon for now
SG: Yeah, at least this time, the "boss" doesnt have 50 forms diff forms that keep you guessing
what new appendage he's gonna have next.
Ganon's Incarnation: MWA HA HA!
SG: spoke too soon. Now he's ripping off Majora!
Ganon's Incarnation: Sry bout that! heheh ^^
Chap.1 -- Untitled
It was an average day in Link's average house, and his average friend Saria, came
by to make an average visit.
---
Link: WAIT DUDE!
SG: WTF do ya want?
Link: that intro sucked!
SG: so whut, in every Zelda game, thats basically what happens
Zelda: Shut the !@#$ up!
Link: yeah smartass.
SG: What? fine then! I'll write the ending.
END -- Untitled
Link found out how to hurt the bad guy with his magic, either by deflecting its own
magic, or using a very cheapass move.
The bad guy fell to the gorund, link started cheering.
"oh no!" screamed zelda. "He's growing a third eye!"
"You mean fourth..." said link confused
The bad guy got up, having a new appendage, and attacked.
---
Ganon: What the hell is that?
SG: what what?
Ganon: What kinda ending is that?
SG: I'm just trying to be generic, i mean, i dont want to upset the natural balance of
zelda games.
Zelda: yeah, we dont do that EVERY GAME!
Link: Yeah, like in Zelda: link to the past, i have to shoot ganon with the silver arrow
SG: dumbass, look at Agnahim, what do you do in order to defeat him? hes the mid-boss
Agnahim: He... "repels" my attacks
SG: When'd you get here?
Agnahim: I dunno, i just appear like most guys do in -
Link: SHUT UP AGNAHIM!
Ganon: Isn't repelling the same as deflecting?
Zelda: THATS THE POINT, WE'RE TRYIN PROVE SEPHY WRONG!
Ganon: oh... why didnt you jsut say deflecting then?
Zelda & Link: ARGH!!!!
SG: guys, give it up.
Bond: *walks from behind a tree* Yes, i agree, do give it up, at least my games have
a variation in plot.
Link: Yeah right! "Save world from dumbass who has some sorta deformation or power"
Bond: that's not what i mean....
SG: basically guys, every nintendo game is the same as one before that.
Banjo: HEY - ga ha! -, NOT TRUE!
SG: stop appearing god dammit!
Kazooie: Yeah, all FF games have the same idea!
SG: whoa... yur rite, i never realized that before!
Mumbo: Yeah! Mumbo says Chrono series have same idea!
SG: They're supposed to! CC is a sequel to CT!
Glenn: HELL YA! You go Sephy!
SG: AHHHH!! This rooms gonna be flooded, all of you just piss off!!!
HEADS WILL ROLL!!!
Your screen is not advanced enough to see the massive bloodshed.... wait until the pentium 7 comes out please...
SG: There we go...
Glenn: that took care of them.
Bond: Damn right
Banjo: Ga ha!
Link: too bad...
Agnahim: Yuppers.. its sad...
Ganon: poor poor people...
Kazooie: SQWAUK!
Mumbo: Mumbo thinx he gonna be sick...
Zelda: Ahhhhhhh!!!
SG: Dammit! if yur all here... then who did i kill?
Glenn: You killed....
Bond: The staff at Fanfiction you dumbass!!!
SG: AHHHHH!!! GTG!!! bye everyone!
fanfic... neway...
I do not own nintendo, shigeru miyamoto, or the zelda characters
you cannot own people. i do not work for nintendo, and Sony's way better
zelda rules, so deal with it. ohoho i dont own nething to do with sony either.
thanx for reading that crap.
Link: dude, you gotta make this one damn good
SG: i know, i know.
Ganon: the triforce parts are reonating-they are combi---
SG: I'm sick of his shit, oh, BOND!!!!
Bond: *Click* *Bang* You never saw me....
Link: that takes care of Ganon for now
SG: Yeah, at least this time, the "boss" doesnt have 50 forms diff forms that keep you guessing
what new appendage he's gonna have next.
Ganon's Incarnation: MWA HA HA!
SG: spoke too soon. Now he's ripping off Majora!
Ganon's Incarnation: Sry bout that! heheh ^^
Chap.1 -- Untitled
It was an average day in Link's average house, and his average friend Saria, came
by to make an average visit.
---
Link: WAIT DUDE!
SG: WTF do ya want?
Link: that intro sucked!
SG: so whut, in every Zelda game, thats basically what happens
Zelda: Shut the !@#$ up!
Link: yeah smartass.
SG: What? fine then! I'll write the ending.
END -- Untitled
Link found out how to hurt the bad guy with his magic, either by deflecting its own
magic, or using a very cheapass move.
The bad guy fell to the gorund, link started cheering.
"oh no!" screamed zelda. "He's growing a third eye!"
"You mean fourth..." said link confused
The bad guy got up, having a new appendage, and attacked.
---
Ganon: What the hell is that?
SG: what what?
Ganon: What kinda ending is that?
SG: I'm just trying to be generic, i mean, i dont want to upset the natural balance of
zelda games.
Zelda: yeah, we dont do that EVERY GAME!
Link: Yeah, like in Zelda: link to the past, i have to shoot ganon with the silver arrow
SG: dumbass, look at Agnahim, what do you do in order to defeat him? hes the mid-boss
Agnahim: He... "repels" my attacks
SG: When'd you get here?
Agnahim: I dunno, i just appear like most guys do in -
Link: SHUT UP AGNAHIM!
Ganon: Isn't repelling the same as deflecting?
Zelda: THATS THE POINT, WE'RE TRYIN PROVE SEPHY WRONG!
Ganon: oh... why didnt you jsut say deflecting then?
Zelda & Link: ARGH!!!!
SG: guys, give it up.
Bond: *walks from behind a tree* Yes, i agree, do give it up, at least my games have
a variation in plot.
Link: Yeah right! "Save world from dumbass who has some sorta deformation or power"
Bond: that's not what i mean....
SG: basically guys, every nintendo game is the same as one before that.
Banjo: HEY - ga ha! -, NOT TRUE!
SG: stop appearing god dammit!
Kazooie: Yeah, all FF games have the same idea!
SG: whoa... yur rite, i never realized that before!
Mumbo: Yeah! Mumbo says Chrono series have same idea!
SG: They're supposed to! CC is a sequel to CT!
Glenn: HELL YA! You go Sephy!
SG: AHHHH!! This rooms gonna be flooded, all of you just piss off!!!
HEADS WILL ROLL!!!
Your screen is not advanced enough to see the massive bloodshed.... wait until the pentium 7 comes out please...
SG: There we go...
Glenn: that took care of them.
Bond: Damn right
Banjo: Ga ha!
Link: too bad...
Agnahim: Yuppers.. its sad...
Ganon: poor poor people...
Kazooie: SQWAUK!
Mumbo: Mumbo thinx he gonna be sick...
Zelda: Ahhhhhhh!!!
SG: Dammit! if yur all here... then who did i kill?
Glenn: You killed....
Bond: The staff at Fanfiction you dumbass!!!
SG: AHHHHH!!! GTG!!! bye everyone!