The first thing I noticed was that there were no yellow and white boxes.

The second thing I noticed was that I was in writing.

The third thing I noticed was that WHY THE HELL DO I SOUND SO PRISSY!?

Calm down.

Yeah, let's just sit down.

"What happened to the little box thingies? And where are the speech bubbles?!"

We're in a fanfiction, genius.

Yeah, I knew that.

Yeah, as if.

Hey, you calling me a liar?

"SHADDUP YOUR FACE!" I yelled, "And why was there an 'I yelled' between my speech?"

How should I know?

Did you fart?

"No. Hey, did any of you fart?! This place reeks!"

Maybe it was the writer.

Hey, genius, you didn't tell the reader where we are!

I have to tell them that?

Yeah.

Like a description?

Yeah.

SoIwasinawierdplacewithoutspeechbubblesoranyotherc omicstuffanditwasrealwierd.

How was that?

You forgot to space.

Not that any of it mattered.

Oh okay, I'll say it. We were in a small room.

There.

You didn't say the wallpaper was green.

Or that there was a dog biting your leg.

I looked down and yeah, there was a little doggie eating my leg. So cute.

Little doggy? It was a Rottweiler!

Hey, I'm the one narrating right?!