Master Chief was in trouble with the Marines on Halo because Master Chief killed a lot of them last time and they was mad at Master Chief. One day Master Chief was on a banshee and then Master Chief looked behind the banshee and there were marines with guns and a lot of them also. Master Chief ballpunched one of them in the balls and then he fall over and was like "NO NOT IN TEH BALLS" all high-pitched like.
"Hahahaha" said Master Chief and then Master Chief drove into a tree and crashed. Master Chief woke up later and was in a dark scarey room with not a lot of lights in it. Then one of the marines that was there said "Why do you always half to kill all of us for no reason" and then Master Chief said "I WAS IN BADS MOOD THAT DAY THAT WAS ALL" and tried gotting up but there was chains keeping him down. Then one of the marines said "We are going to beat you" and then Master chief said "Not if I can't help it"
Then Sargent Johnson came in and Sargent Johnson had a basketball bat and then Sargent Johnson banged Master Chief in teh face with it and kept banging. Master Chief said "I thought you was my friend" and then Sargent Johnson said "No I am not your friend"
When Sargent Johnson was done he said "Okay we are going to play basketball whoever loses dies" and then Master Chief said "OKay but that is not fair you are balck and balck people are gooder at basketball but wait I am Master Chief I am the BEAST at EVERYTHING"
Then the lights turned on and it turned out they were in a basketball court all along. Sargent Johnson started with the ball and then Sargent Johnson dribbled his way past Master Chief and then Sargent Johnson shot from the three point line and made a hoop. Then Master Chief said "Screw this" and took a assault rifle out and shotted Sargent Johnson in the face with it and also killed him. Then Master Chief jumped up and did a back flip and landed next to a marine and shot him too.
Then a gang of marines that was watching came over and Master Chief shot them all of them and then there were no bullets left but there was a marine left. Then Master Chief took the assault rifl and banged the marines head in with it and banged the marine until he was dead. Master Chief HAPPY.
Then Master Chief said "My work here is all done" and then Sargent Johnson turned into a zombie and said "No it int" and shotgunned Master Chief in the face and Master Chief was dead.
"Hahaha" said Sargent Johnson but then the Arbiter saw what was go on and riped off all of Sargent Johnsons limbs and ate him.