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Ye kahani tab ki hai. jab Abhijeet aur Dr Tarika ki shaadi hone wali thi.
Abhijeet- Aj itne dino mein jake dil ki hasrat puri hui hai, sajan ko sajni, aur Amir khan ko ghajni milne ja rahi hai, wah wah. Abhijeet soch kar muskurane lagta hai.
Sham ka time tha, sabi log teyyariyon mein vyast the. Decoration ka sara kaam Dr. Salunkhe ko saunp diya gaya tha.
Worker- Sir lighting fluoroscent wali karein, ya bas bulbs?
Dr. Salunkhe- Abe kya china ka maal nai hai be?
Worker- Kya sir, shaadiyon mein China ki lighting istemal karte ho? Shaadi hai, koi Birthday party nai.
Dr. Salunkhe- Paise tera baap dega be? Jitna kaha hai utna kar bhadue.
Worker mund mund gali bakta hua chala jaata hai.
Dr. Salunkhe bada laalchi hota hai, wo third se bhi giri hui class ki jagah chunta hai, jahan jagah jagah bhains ka gobar, kooda, gandgi, Chilke, plastic ki bottles, diapers aur na jane kya kya pada hota hai.
ACP abhijeet ke sath hota hai, dono apas mein baat kar rahe hote hain.
ACP- Abhijeet akhri samay hai aajadi ka, fir to sari umr gulami hai.
Abhijeet- Sahi kaha sir, aj bs thode der ke liye aajad bache hain hum.
Dono bandaron ki tarah hansne lagte hain.
AT NIGHT
Raat hote hi sara shaadi ka bandobast poora ho jata hai, DR. Salunkhe ki meherbani se wahan aisi gajab lighting hoti hai, ke maa apne brabar mein khade apne bachche ko bhi na pehchan paaye.
Sabi baarati aane lagte hain, kuch to paas mein se hi torch le ate hain. Abhijeet ki baarat ane ka samay hota hai, lekin baarat bhot deri lagati hai. Daya Abhijeet ko phone lagata hai.
Daya- Abhijeet kahan ho bhai?
Abhijeet- Arey Daya ye ghodi ka intejam kisne kiya?
Daya- Dr. Salunkhe ne, kyon?
Abhijeet- Ama yaar daya, ghodi ki to kewal pone teen tange hain, aur ek aankh bhi phooti hui hai!
Daya- Aisa kya?
Abhijeet- Haan, ab to mujhe paas khade gadhe pe baith ke aana pad raha hai!
Daya- Ek gadha dusre pe sawaar, lolz!
Abhijeet phone kaat deta hai.
Thodi der baad Abhijeet mandap tak pohonch jaata hai, wahan pohonchte hi badboo se uska dimag kharaab hone lagta hai, darasl Salunkhe ne ek landfill site book kari hoti hai.
Abhijeet khud ko control karke mandap tak pohonch jata hai, Dr Tarika apne ghaghra choli pehene, muskurati hui aur sara gobar apne choli mein lapetti hui ati hai. Ab pata chala beta, choli ke piche gobar hai gobar. Aur wahan jaake baith jati hai, wahan bs ek zero watt ka bulb laga hota hai, aur jaise hi pandit ji mantrochchar kar rahe hote hain, wo bulb bhi kharab ho jata hai.
Tabhi wahan pe hadkamp mach jata hai, aur electrician naya bulb arrange karne lagta hai, 15 minute tak aisa hote hue, bulb arrange ho jata, jaise hi roshni hoti hai, Tarika gayab ho jati hai.
Abhijeet- DR TARIKA! KAHA GAYIN?!
Niche ek note pada rehta hai- To Abhijhat, sorry bhai tu apne liye nai dhund le, teri wali meri hui. With love, ACP.
Abhijeet pagla jata hai, aur chillane lagta hai ' MUJHE SHAADI KARNI HAI, MUJHE SHAADI KARNI HAI!' aur wo jake Shreya ke sath jabardasti karne lagta hai.
Abhijeet- Daya bhai tu to mera bhai hai, please apne wali dede, tu to nai pata lega!
Abhijeet Shreya ko jabrdasti karke kheenchatani karne lagta hai.
Daya- Chodh Shreya ko badtamiz ke bachche!
Lekin Abhijeet nai manta, wo to pagal ho jaata hai, tab Daya gun nikalke Abhijeet mein puri magazine utar deta hai.
Sabi log apne apne ghar chale jaate hain, aur Dr Salunkhe bache hue paison mein mauj karta hai.
THE END.