Body Swapped

Part 1 of 2

It was a regular day in the Smash Mansion. Well, as normal as it could be there, Luigi had been killed during the battle with Tabuu and had captured him in the form of a dense, light blue sphere, but life went on. Snake was still hitting on Samus, Link was being a narcissistic psychopath, and more importantly, R.O.B had just finished his newest creation. Master Hand was quite skeptical about the whole thing, a machine that could put the mind of a person into a new body. "R.O.B, why did you build this?" asked Master Hand. "Simple. I have noticed that Zelda and Mario have been distraught about Luigi's deactivation." R.O.B began, Master Hand rolled his imaginary eyes at R.O.B's robotic terminology. "In theory, we can take out Tabuu's mind and replace it with Luigi's mind, thus reactivating him." R.O.B explained. "Can I see an example?" asked Master Hand, who was genuinely intrigued. "Yes, would you please call down Samus and Peach, please?" asked R.O.B. Master Hand nodded as he floated over to the intercom unit. "I have a bad feeling about this..." Master Hand muttered.

The two blondes of the Smash Mansion walked to Master Hand's office. Peach was busy drinking some tea while walking. "What could he want with us now?" Samus asked, thinking of all the things she'd done at the Mansion. "What's he going to do? Make us play chess?" Peach asked sarcastically, conterary to popular belief, she wasn't stupid. "Why'd he do that? When have we known him to play chess?" Samus asked. "I don't know, at least he didn't let Xiahou Dun join us." Peach scoffed, thinking about the one eyed swordsmen from northern late first/ second century China. "For the last time, Peach, I didn't sleep with Yuanreng*!" Samus yelled, smacking her in the back of the head with her cannon arm. "Jeez! I'm just messing with you!" Peach screamed, rubbing the back of her head. "Sorry, I got a bit carried away." Samus said, only to arrive at Master Hand's Office. "Hello ladies, R.O.B just made a machine that he thinks can swap minds into a different body." Master Hand explained. "I see, so you're just going to use us as lab rats?" Samus inquired. "In the words of my brother, yes, just like watching high school kids talking politic is like watching a monkey eat a banana." Master Hand said, the two girls looked at the Hand like he was crazy, which he wasn't. That was his brother. "I need to know if you have any medical orders I have to be a where of." R.O.B said, handing the two a clip board. The two quickly filled it out and sat down. "Good, now I shall begin the procedure." R.O.B said, holding a 16 inch long needle in his left hand. "Umm... What's that for?" asked Samus. "This is a what you would call 'Laughing Gas'. It will stabilize your mind." R.O.B explained bluntly, wiping some rubbing alcohol on the side of her head, putting the full length of the needle into her skull. He pushed down on the mind numbing agent and she went cross eyed. "Now I must store her brain wave patterns into this disk." R.O.B said, putting the disk into the computer, downloading the pattern.

Peach's eyes were wide. "So... Samus' body is just a shell? Mentally speaking, of corse." Peach asked. "Affirmative." R.O.B stated. "Joy..." she said before she was also stuck with the needle and went wonky. "Well, this better work..." Master Hand muttered. R.O.B put both disks into the opposite chairs and hit the play button, moving the pattern into the bodies.

"Well?" asked Master Hand asked, seeing the two girls return to normal. "Wow! My back doesn't hurt any more!" Peach (Samus) exclaimed. "My back... Samus, what the hell?" asked Samus (Peach). "I'll be damned." Master Hand said, shocked. "If you two would please stand." R.O.B ordered. The two stood up, shaking. "Good, now, please stay in these bodies for a few days." R.O.B said, and began to hover away. "Wait!" Peach (Samus) called "Do we have to? I don't want to deal with Zelda's depression!" she yelled at the robot. "But then I have to deal with Snake!" Samus (Peach) whined. R.O.B just continued to float away, if he had a mouth, he'd be smirking at his stroke of genius.

Peach (Samus) walked into her room, Peach's room technically, but since the locks were Bio-Locks it was her room. "Hey..." a very sad Hylian said. "Hey, you still looking at that picture?" asked Peach (Samus). "The squad took it before the battle" she began, showing Peach (Samus) the picture of Lucario, her, Luigi, and Marth. "We were so prepared for the battle, but we lost him..." she reminisced. "I remember that day, I was with snake, Falco, and Link for that." Peach (Samus) said. "I thought you were with Gannondorf, Meta Knight, and Fox?" Zelda asked.

Samus (Peach) entered the room she now technically shared with Sheik. Yes, that Sheik. As it turns out, she was indeed Zelda's alter ego, but Crazy decided to give her a body. The ninja was out causing mayhem in Smashville. "Good, now to go through Samus' stuff!" Samus (Peach) squealed. She first checked the closet, seeing nothing but weapons. "Wow..." she said, looking over he stache of weapons. From the simple Flintlock pistol to small Ion cannons.

Master Hand checked his e-mail, seeing as he had nothing better to do. When he opened the page, he had 9,002 e-mails threatening his life (all of which were from Samus and Peach). The hand chuckled. "Part one, clear. Soon, we will bring a man back to life!" the hand laughed manically.

END OF CHAPTER!

Yep, LLB's and GSG's body swap challenge! I'm in it cause I can! Review it people! Seriously, 5 stories (counting this one) and only 11 reviews total! Anyway, next chapter will be the last and finish the word limit! (8,997)