Hey everyone!

I recently discovered a list of awesome writing prompts and I am determined to write as many Gelphie oneshots as it takes to cover them all.

This is the list of prompts I choose from, please send me requests or ideas on which one to take on next. I'd love some reader interaction!

Also I just quickly want to say that English isn't my first language so please alert me about any mistakes I might make!

Alright, that's enough, here's the list. Feel free to skip it and just start with the first oneshot (it's a long list).

1. I don't even know. who I am without you.
2. The way you flirt is just shameful.
3. I'm flirting with you.
5. You can't even look at me!
6. Stop looking at me like that!
7. You make a good pillow.
9. I had a nightmare about you and I wanted to make sure you were okay.
11. Why are you pushing me away?
12. I didn't realize I needed your permission.
13. I can't believe you talked me into this.
14. Nobody can trust me to do anything important!
15. I fall for the worst ones.
17. Come over here and make me.
19. You're beautiful/handsome, and I'm not the only one that thinks that.
20. I need your forgiveness.
21. If you don't rest, you won't heal.
22. You're the only one I can trust.
25. I told you not to fall in love with me.
26. I forgive a lot, but I never forget what's said and done.
27. Please shut up. I can't stand how appealing your voice is.
28. Shut up. Just shut up.
29. Again?
31. I'm tired of being your secret.
32. You know, it's okay to cry.
33. I think we should have another.
34. Is there a reason you're naked in my bed?
36. You can't leave me in the dark. You have to tell me these things.
39. I just want to be alone right now.
44. Sometimes, there is nothing better than some good old-fashioned, no string attached fucking.
45. Stay in bed.
46. Stop laughing at me.
48. I love you and I am terrified
51. Promise me you will come back…I need you to promise me.
54. Don't look at me like that.
55. You're the most amazing, incredible, beautiful being I've ever met.
57. You embarrassed me this evening.
59. Did you enjoy yourself last night?
61. Why don't they just kiss already
63. I am different now.
64. You left without saying goodbye…I hate you for that.
72. Is that a challenge?
73. What the hell was that?!
74. Mind if I cut in?
75. Did I stutter?
76. Why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden?
77. Why are you covered in mud?
79. You'll be the death of me.
80. Come back to bed.
81. You are so tiny compared to me.
82. Can I kiss you?
83. Bring your pretty little butt over here.
84. Why are you dressed like that?
86. You have the most amazing eyes.
88. That's distracting.
89. That isn't appropriate.
93. This relationship used to be all about communication! What ever happened to that?
97. I'm sick of being USELESS!
106. Well, this is where I live.
112. I can't explain it right now, but I need you to trust me.
114. Don't fucking touch me!
116. Wait a second are you jealous?
119. This is by far the stupidest plan you've ever had. Of course I'm in.
120. You're the only one I can trust to do this.
121. I thought you were dead.
123. I love you, you asshole.
132. You never told me you had a fucking twin.
134. I just wanted and easy day with me girlfriend/boyfriend. What's so wrong with that?
135. Go then, leave! See if I care!
136. Why are you up so early?
138. You braided his hair?
144. Is there a special reason, as to why you're wearing my shirt?
145. Am I supposed to be scared of you?
146. Don't use me as an example. I wasn't a good kid.
147. I can't say I see how I'm supposed to love you more than I already do.
157. You were the worst thing that happened to me.
161. Who is it? Who are you seeing behind my back?
176. Why won't you ever just let me all the way in?
179. Oh I'm sorry did my back hurt your knife?
197. Don't look down.
198. I'm sorry I yelled at you…
199. Will you just hold still?
204. There's a leaf in your hair.
205. I think I twisted my ankle…
206. Why are you giving me such a hard time about this?
208. Of course you'd believe that.
209. Your hands are so much larger than mine.
210. Shh, they'll hear us.
211. It doesn't look like you'll need stitches.
213. Why didn't you text me back?
217. That stuff can't be good for you.
218. This will only take a second…
220. This tastes bitter.
221. You think you could do better?
222. Isn't this a gorgeous view?
224. Anything but that!
225. Why did you think that was a good idea?
227. You're eyes are red…were you crying?
228. We're running low on time here.
232. Hey, don't raise your voice at me!
234. Come on, it wasn't that bad.
235. You call that music?
241. If you love it so much, then why don't you marry it?
243. I'm not bothering you am I?
244. I didn't know you could do that.
245. I forgot you used to like this stuff.
247. You know how I feel about birthdays.
248. You can't ask me to do that.
249. Oh, you scared me!
250. You're jealous, aren't you.
251. You really…that's not exactly meant to be eaten.
253. You're so drunk.
254. It doesn't matter, I'm not leaving you.
255. It's just that…well my favorite character just died,
256. Don't be stupid.
258. Don't you ever do that again!
260. If we die, I'm going to kill you.
263. You're my favorite muse.
264. Don't worry about it, I got it.
265. I promise, it's just this once.
266. You owe me.
267. What, you're scared I'll kick your ass again?
271. Fancy meeting you here.
272. You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into, do you?
273. Well this is awkward.
274. Give it back!
275. Do you think you could just please go one day without pissing me off?
278. You're really soft.
282. May I have this dance?
285. You look incredible in that.
286. Sometimes I just can't control myself around you.
293. My parents are coming over in ten minutes so please put your clothes on.
294. I'm really drunk, please help me.
296. We've become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about.
297. I think you might be pregnant.
298. Shh…I'm sleeping.
1. "I've had people arrested in the past. Don't push it."

2. "It's my fish…I told you to feed it…you didn't…so, no, I don't know where we stand right now.

3. "It was pouring and you ran off with our SHARED umbrella, leaving me to get soaked!"
5. "Remember? At the movie theater? When you got so scared you dumped your drink all over me?"
6. "What do you mean you don't read my texts if they're over four lines…"
7. "I'm not wearing a mask. I don't care about your fetish." - "It's not a fetish, IT'S HALLOWEEN"
8. "I'm not a coat rack, hold your own purse."
9. "You just cut in front of an old lady, and then you proceeded to flip her off in the rearview…all the while speeding."
10. "You're hungover. You're not dying."
11. "Rock-paper-scissors. Loser gets up and makes the coffee."

A: "Let's just forget this ever happened."

B: "Agreed. But if we're caught, you're taking the blame."

A: "This was your idea!"