A/C: It's collection of short oneshots where the characters of Avatar have all kinds of talks and discussions, where sex is always strongly involved: Either they talk about it or they're doing it while they talk. Or both. All the canon pairings are involved, but there will also be loads of crack pairing and things. In addition to normal consentual straight sex, there will be homosexuality, rape, incest, bestiality (!), and just about everything else you can imagine. Be prepared for anything, ye who walks among the realm of insane crack.

Needless to say, I have to warn you that reading these little fics is a bit gambling. Sure, there's sweetness and fun, but there's also sadness and mind screw. You may get a few laughs, or warm and fuzzy feeling in your heart, but you may also end up wishing you never came here. And of course, I'm never going to give you any further warnings whenever something nastier is coming up, because where's the fun in that? You can't just jump through the mind screw, you either have to read it all or not at all.

So enter, if ye dare! (Diabolical laughter)

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"Have you slept with my sister?"

The question came out of nowhere, right in the middle of a casual discussion. It confused Aang. "Uh, what?"

"You heard me. You won't be married until next month. It's indecent, doing anything before that!"

Said Aang, once he had regained his composure: "Does that mean you don't trust me, Sokka?" Sokka was going to say something, but Aang continued before he got the chance: "You mean you think Katara and I would do something like that behind your back?"

"Well..."

"I- I never expected I'd hear this from you. I thought you'd have put more faith in us! After all those years traveling together, I th-"

"All right, all right!", Sokka interrupted. "That's enough. Okay. I have faith in you. In both of you. But... She's my sister, you understand? As her older brother, I have certain responsibilities. Can you blame me for being like this?"

"Well, no. But still. She is a grown woman, Sokka, she can handle herself."

"I know... It's just... Gah, forget that I said anything." He turned to leave the room. "Sorry," was the last thing Aang heard from him before he disappeared from sight.

"I notice you never really answered his question," Toph said from behind him, and was rewarded with a slightly increased heartbeat.