Disclaimer: we don't own Alice in Wonderland or Final Fantasy VII or anyone else we use. i'm just borrowing the chacaters for a bit, while lizzi toys with them.
lizzi; MHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
bobbi; chill blondie. hides behind couch
lizzi; your gonna die!!
bobbi; SAVE ME!! Sesshomaru pops up THANK YOU!! glomps
lizzi; your not in this story!! well not yet anyway!
bobbi;well till then he is my bodygaurd!!
lizzi; ok, but whos gonna gaurd his body from you?
bobbi smiles evilly, and looks at sesshomaru
sesshomaru; look, fluffy! he points to his tail
bobbi; FLUFFY!! attaches to tail MY SESSHY TAIL!!
sesshy; oh this is so terrible note heavy sarcasm
lizzi; if you get him, then wheres my hottie!?
Kurama pops up
kurama; here i am, come and get me! opens arms
lizzi leaps into arms of hot fox
lizzi; MINE!!
kurama; forever! smiles with fang showing
bobbi; ooh, foxxy!!
lizzi; MINE!!
bobbi; fine, then they are mine points at army of hotties behind lizzi
lizzi; why do you get gaara, itachi, hiei, yomi, sephiroth, cloud, vincent, koga, reno, rufus, and JIN!!
bobbi; you got a better idea?
lizzi; no jin for you! an no messing with gaara bobbi puppy eyes atleast not mentally. vincent is neutral.
bobbi; but chaos isn't! that demon is mine! and the cute white ass that carries it!!
lizzi; TMI!! and no jin!!
bobbi; irish boy mine!!
lizzi; no
bobbi; jin whoyou choose?
jin; um, yusuke?
yusuke; ok by me.
jin; yay!
glomps yusuke, starts making out
bobbi; lets ignore them for now
lizzi; ok
bobbi; i told you thered be yaoi in this story!
pixi; YAOI!! YOOO!!
bobbi; damn you! catch her! Tiger, her bad muse make her stop!
tiger; lizzi?
lizzi; get her before she ruins the entire structure!!
pixi; i'm only gonna smash a few support beams.
lizz; tiger sic 'em
tiger and pixi run off stage
next time the story will actually start. once pixi is caged.