Light was having a good day. His school dragged him on a field trip to London, so he was away from that dastardly L! Special class valedictorian trips come in handy.

"You're going to be freaking out soon," Ryuk grinned, apple in mouth.

"Nothing shocks me, Ryuk. I'm feared through the-" He stopped dead on the cobblestone road as he heard something.

"Wow! A shinigami! Aren't those things supposed to be rare?" It was coming from some freak in a robe. It was made worse by the fact that said freak was pointing straight at Ryuk.

Light quickly followed them into the sketchy, filthy alleyway they had gone into.

"Yeah! I need to make this plot move forward so I'll babble wizardly secrets! If you want to get into the wizardly wizarding community, you need to tap the third brick down in the wall by the leaky cauldron," Another freak in a lavender robe replied. He tapped said brick and walked out. "I sure hope nobody tries to kill us all for being able to see a shinigami!"

Light's thoughts were mainly 'THEY MUST DIE BY THE HAND OF GOD.' He then stalked after the two wizards like a creeper.

Yeah, this is pretty much all boredom-induced crack. Read over by my friend Pom, and if anyone else would like to be a beta, just say so in the comments. :)

Any cross-over requests?