Kisshu groaned from his position on his bed as he put a hand to his face. While Pai was babbling-no-explaining to his brother about--screw it! I don't even know what kind of math he was talking about yet! And I wrote this!!!!! You may ask "Why is Kisshu groaning?" Well, I'll tell you why, my little friends. In the bleak back round you may hear, "xy- 14(w) 17(xy)+ 5(x)2." That, my poor little friends, is MATH!!! THE DREADED SUBJECT IN SCHOOL!!!!!! So you would say as Pai laughs evilly at your –ahem-, excuse me, our misery! Back to the story. Pai was taking a break when…
Beep! Beep!
Pai turned quickly with a look of HORROR! "No! This cannot be!" They were inside their ship with Pai's trashy-I-I mean-beloved computer.
Kisshu yawned. "What's the problem?"
Pai sniffed. "I-I-I" His little eyes filled with oh, so pathetic tears. "I got the answer…..wrong!" His breath was shallow. "And I worked at it all night!" he sobbed.
Kisshu pretended to fall off the bed in amazement. "Gasp! No!" he screeched.
Pai didn't even narrow his eyes at our stupid alien. "Excuse me while I recuperate from the shock of failure." He sniffed once more and quietly left the room.
Kisshu opened one eye. His eye seemed to dart to the door, then to the computer. Door? Computer? Door? Computer? He opened his other eye. Kisshu's bad side appeared with a proof!
"Come on!" his bad side urged. "You know you wanna do it!"
Kisshu's good side appeared saying, "No! Don't! It isn't nice and Pai will KILL you!"
"You shut-up!" screamed bad Kisshu.
"It isn't nice to say shut-up!" scolded good Kisshu.
"Guys!!!!!" normal Kisshu yelled in frustration. "BE QUEIT SO I CAN MAKE UP MY FREAKIN MIND!!!!!!" He sighed evenly. "I'll do this the easy way." He held up one fist. "What's that, fist?" He smirked. "My pleasure…"
WACK!
WHAM!
CRASH!
THUMP!
Kisshu left what looked like a heap of junk on the floor (aka Pai's computer.)
"Good doing business with you," finished bad Kisshu, and then he left.
Good Kisshu shook his head. "Such a bad soul…" Then he left with a poof! Kisshu smirked and left the room.
He was back in an instant! "OH MY GOSH!!!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!!!" He tried putting the cords back together and only failing in the process.
"DNA has been submitted," chanted the computer.
He kicked it. "STUPID COMPUTER!!!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL PAI!!!!!!!" Suddenly an evil smile crept up his face. "I won't have to," he almost whispered devilishly. "Because Taruto did it!!! Bewhahahaha!" With that he swept out of the room. Poor little Kisshu. He hasn't realized what his done…