"Neal, I really don't think this is a good idea."
"Why not? She's not my knight-master anymore, Owen."
"You're playing a trick on the Lioness!"
"Exactly. Imagine the look on her face when she realizes that all of her breeches have been replaced with skirts!"
"Neal..."
"And she'll never be able to prove it was me!"
"Who else-"
"I need to get revenge for the four years I spent serving her!"
"Fine Neal, torture the most famed knight in Tortall. Just warn me when you decide to act, because I don't want to be anywhere nearby. I like my head."
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