French Title : Dix Bones raisons
Title : Ten bones reasons
Author : Calleigh Watson
Translated by : DiBee
Note of the translator : Title Explanations : The French title is : '10 Bones Raisons' Bonnes meaning good in French, though the pun is untranslatable ;)
My ten Bones reasons not to fall in love with Temperance Brennan.
1_ She is my partner, and is far cleverer than I am.
2_ She is emotionally totally unstable.
3_ She nearly got killed playing cop. No, seriously, have you seen the size of her gun!
4_ She is totally at ease with skeletons... I wonder how she deals with that smell!
5_ She is a black belt in no less than three martial arts, and could kick my ass pretty easily.
6_ She is totally ignorant regarding American culture, and doesn't even have a Tv!
7_ She always wants to have the last word, and is so rational that it is unnerving.
8_ She called Jesus a Zombie, and doesn't even believe in religion.
9_ She isn't even resentful for my putting her father behind bars and that is not normal...
10_ She gets totally cute when she smiles at me... No, wait, what am I talking about...
Ok, I think I'm in love!
The End