A/N: Well that was a very productive 15 minutes of my life lol. I am on a roll when it comes to Christmas song parodys today. Any Christmas song requests (they can't be songs someone has already done a parody on in the iCarly genre)?
On the first day of Christmas,
my enemy gave to me
a punch to the teeth
On the second day of Christmas,
my enemy gave to me
Two harsh shoves
And a punch to the teeth.
On the third day of Christmas,
my enemy gave to me
Three "We are not friends!"
Two harsh shoves,
And punch to the teeth.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my enemy gave to me
Four disgusting burps,
Three "We are not friends!",
Two harsh shoves,
And punch to the teeth.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my enemy gave to me
Five pissed off warnings,
Four disgusting burps,
Three "We are not friends!",
Two harsh shoves,
And punch to the teeth.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my enemy gave to me
Six looks a-glaring,
Five pissed off warnings,
Four disgusting burps,
Three "We are not friends!",
Two harsh shoves,
And punch to the teeth.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my enemy gave to me
Seven bruises beginning,
Six looks a-glaring,
Five pissed off warnings,
Four disgusting burps,
Three "We are not friends!",
Two harsh shoves,
And punch to the teeth.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my frienemy gave to me
Eight rolled eyed smirckings,
Seven bruises beginning,
Six looks a-glaring,
Five pissed off warnings,
Four disgusting burps,
Three "We are not friends!",
Two harsh shoves,
And punch to the teeth.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my frienemy gave to me
Nine random dancings,
Eight rolled eyed smirckings,
Seven bruises beginning,
Six looks a-glaring,
Five pissed off warnings,
Four disgusting burps,
Three "We are not friends!",
Two harsh shoves,
And punch to the teeth.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my best friend gave to me
Ten smiles a-creeping,
Nine random dancings,
Eight rolled eyed smirckings,
Seven bruises beginning,
Six looks a-glaring,
Five pissed off warnings,
Four disgusting burps,
Three "We are not friends!",
Two harsh shoves,
And punch to the teeth.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my best friend gave to me
Eleven denies she likes me,
Ten smiles a-creeping,
Nine random dancings,
Eight rolled eyed smirckings,
Seven bruises beginning,
Six looks a-glaring,
Five pissed off warnings,
Four disgusting burps,
Three "We are not friends!",
Two harsh shoves,
And punch to the teeth.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my lover gave to me
Twelve kisses a loving,
Eleven denies she likes me,
Ten smiles a-creeping,
Nine random dancings,
Eight rolled eyed smirckings,
Seven bruises beginning,
Six looks a-glaring,
Five pissed off warnings,
Four disgusting burps,
Three "We are not friends!",
Two harsh shoves,
And punch to the teeth!