phoenix was in school a long time ago at the final exams not actually final it was just final for the year so it was the end year exams he was studying geography but just then he heard whispers like very loud whispers saying cancerous shit
he looked around trying to figure out who the cancer was there were 11th graders which were him and 8th graders obviously it wasnt his grade group so it had to be an 8th grader so he looked at them
in front of him was an ugly red faced guy with a dumb shaped head and retard voice who was sittin in his chair like fucker and a few feet away was another table where a tall also ugly 8th grader guy was and behind him was another less ugly but still ugly 8th grader guy and one more next to phoenix
the person next to phoenix was accused but phoenix remembered he wanted to be a defense attorney so he objected to defend him
the dumb man in front of him spat that it was him but phoenix pointed out that he was talking right now
however at that moment the other two guys started talking so ugly 1 laughed saying he cant prove which of them was talking but phoenix thought
he then remembered the crime was talking so he objectioned
"you are saying only one person was talking but then hed be talking to himself meaning he would be insane and you are retarded but your not insane so you were talking to those two next to you! so you talked about shit for no reason for exam because i dont know but i saw it now confess" said phoenix
the guys confessed and they were kicked out of the school and now phoenix didnt have to lose brain cells listening to their shit and he finished his geography exam and failed laughably
the end