When I look around me,
I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this kingdoms
Has lost its will to fight
The populations lousy,
You barely have an army
But you can still stand proudly
'Cause Gondors really big
You're the second largest kingdom
On this Middle Earth
And if Mordor
Keeps on shrinking
Then soon you'll be first
(as long as you keep Ithilien)
Yes there lots of orcs
And Nazguls and Oliphaunts
They can keep them, thanks
They just don't amount
'Cause when you get down to it
You find out what the truth is
It isn't what you do with it
It's the size that counts!
Most people
Will tell you
The Shire's pretty large
But you can put
Fourteen Shires
Into this land of ours
(it'd take a lotta work, it's take a whole lotta orcs)
We're larger than Isengard
Almost as big as Mordor
We're bigger than then Havens
And it's it's own world
So big you seldom bother
To go see one another
But you often go to other
Kingdoms for invasion
Your swords are
Very pointy
Your leader is not.
The rest is
Kinda bumpy
But, man, do we have a lot
(we gotta lot of land, we gotta whole lot of land)
So stand up and be proud
And sing out very loud
We stand out from the crowd 'cause
Gondors really big!
But Mr. Gandalf, how does having a lot of land mean we're going to defeat Mordor? Wouldn't they have more of a chance beating us? Plus, the Oliphaunts are pretty massive. Also, the Shire is far larger than this.
...Shut up Pip.
((That goes to all other mistakes you see))