Cravings

It was a normal warm day in Konoha, until…
"Red and pink!" exclaimed the pink headed Sakura as she sat up from the bed
holding her 7 month pregnant stomach.
"Red and pink- it need to be red and pink" said the Little Hinata on her cell phone
as she starts fanatically typing on her laptop.

Meanwhile in the streets of Konoha,
Ino and Shikamaru were walking around.
Ino soon got a call from her cell phone, she pulls out the lollipop from her
mouth as she answers her call.
"Hello…ok-ok red and pink..right… wait what? Red and pink and Chocolate?!"
she yelled flaring her arms around making her accidentally hitting
Shikamaru on the forehead with the lollipop , he groaned and rubbed his forehead
" ugh…Troublesome…"

In the Hokage's office Tsunade was waiting for Shizune to walk out,
as soon as she was out the door, Tsunade grabbed some Saki from under her desk
and drink like there is no tomorrow. Her phone started ringing
"he-hello?...y-yea…she wants f-f-fish and dan-gos , fish and d-dangos" Tsunades
words where slurred. You can hear Ino's voice from the receiver " Tsunade! Are you drunk again!?!"
"no-no I'm n-not!"he protested , Shizune came into the room " Uh Tsunade the Mizukage in on lin- TSUNADE! How many time I have to tell you drinking is bad for you!!" Shizune schooled
"i-i-I am not d-drunk i-im perfectly ssssssssssober!" she slurred she hiccupped in between some of her words. Ton-Ton who's on her side just rolled her eyes "Oink!"

In the Konoha Supermarket,
Sasuke was rushing around with a cart, full of food trying to satisfy his pregnant girlfriend.
" ok ok…Sushi and Dango's and white caramel-wait white!!?" he shouted into his IPhone.
"Dobe are you playing with me!?!" He hissed

Over with Naruto.
"I'm not kidding Sasuke-Teme she also asked Chocolate cover strawberries and wonton soup!" the
hyper blond said as he spin on the chair of his favorite Ramen shop.
" Ok I'll be there, approaching base-Dattebayo! "

Back in Sakura's room in Sasuke's Mansion on the Uchiha grounds.
the gang burst thru the door.
" Here Sakura this is all you asked for!"
Sasuke panted as he held a huge tray with sushi, soup, chocolate, candy, strawberries, and lollipops

"Nah,now I want something salty"
she rubbed her bulging stomach
"ugh!!" they all exclaimed
"what a drag!" "Oh My God!" "Jeez!!" "Nandattebayo!" "Sigh"…
"Sasuke-Teme why did you have to make Sakura Pregnant, you come back and the first thing you do is Knock her up! She is more moody than before!!!" exclaimed Naruto
Sasuke gave him a cold glare.
But Sakura took it more offensive "Did you say something idiot!!?" she hissed teeth clenched and fist raise with a deadly aura.
Naruto started walking backwards away from the wrath of Sakura "n-nnnooo I said nnnothing! Absolutely nothing! Eheh" he nervously rubbed the back of his neck
"oh..ok sorry" she said her aura back to sweet
everyone practically sweat dropped at her sudden mood change…

THE END… X3


HI Thanks you ! You have just read my First OneShot!
i got the idea from a local commercial here in Aruba
so i though it was funny enough to put my fav Naruto Charcaters and my fav anime Couple SasuSaku

I Have A Question!
i have 2 more fanfics of SasuSaku: a Vampire Fic and a High School Fic
do you want me to post them??
i need more than 5 reviews saying : Yes you want me to post them!

so please and thank you!
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