AN: Ok I'm back, with a challenge this time! Woot! Lol! Alright so here I am with another prompt from the guys. *sighs* This one is… strange… Never heard the song before and don't want to, but here I am writing this. Oh joy. Lol! Alright, so… Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Trust me… I don't even want to claim those guys…

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Prompt: Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope - Martin Mull

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Morgan walked around the bullpen wearing a red velvet hat. Reid looked at him cautiously as Morgan shoved a red and white striped candy cane in Spencer's face.

"Merry Christmas!" Morgan said gleefully. Reid looked at him worriedly, but wisely stayed silent. They were the only team in on this fine December 25th and boy were they excited about that. Not. Only Morgan was in a good mood, although Hotch had brought Jack along so the young boy wasn't taken from his father.

"Morgan sit down, shut up, and do your work" Emily snarled. She was supposed to be spending the morning curled up next to Aaron, watching Jack open his presents, but no. They were stuck in this god awful government building and to top it all off, Strauss "forgot" to mention that they were working so the heat in that part of the building had been shut off. They were freezing.

"What curled up your ass?" Morgan muttered. Emily threw him a glare as JJ set a cup of steaming hot coffee in front of her. They had all agreed to work in the bullpen to make it easier and the time pass by quicker.

"I'd shut your mouth if I were you my chocolate god. No one, particularly Gumdrop, wants to be here. This is about family and while our family is together, I can say I had better plans for the day" Garcia said dropping her laptop on to one of the clearer desk tops.

"Well, we will just have to make the best of the situation!" Morgan said, his cheer escalating. Hotch shot him a look, as well as Dave. Both men had a few choice for Strauss and the higher ups. At least Momma Rossi and JJ's family understood and were willing to watch Henry for the day.

"My chocolate Santa, are you high? How can we make this," Garcia said gesturing wildly to the collection of mismatched personalities gathered together, "better?"

"Baby girl, this Santa doesn't cop out on dope. Candy, that's a whole other ball park" Morgan said winking at her.

"I hope the real Santa shares his dope to make us like Morgan" Reid muttered.

"I will be the first to second that theory" Dave groused. Hotch and the others nodded.

"Hey, we are family. What would we be doing if we weren't here?" Morgan asked.

"Spending time with my boyfriend and his son" Emily answered.

"Spending time with my son and girlfriend" Hotch said.

"Getting to know my in-laws and spending time with my mom, wife, and baby boy" Dave said.

"Spending time with my parents and Dave and Henry and Momma Rossi" JJ added.

"Sleeping" Reid piped up.

"Having some quality bonding time with my chocolate god, if you catch my drift" Garcia said with a wink. Morgan winked back.

"And I would have been with my baby girl, but look at us. Now we are spending time as a family. Altogether. Not just our little families, but the large cohesive one we make together on a daily basis" Morgan said. Everyone looked at him.

"Crack pot's right" Emily said. Morgan shot her a look. She smiled at him innocently.

"I have to agree, Mr. High Clause has a point" Garcia said.

"I'm not high!" Morgan cried out.

"So let's take it from Pot head and make the most out of this. No unsubs, just a bunch of paperwork and good family time" Hotch said smiling. Morgan huffed.

"I'm not high!"

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AN: *looks up* I did it! BEAT THAT BOYS! Lol! So… weird, random, short, stupid? Check… I need you to let me know how good it was though… this will be interesting! Lol! Thanks for reading now please review!