Disclaimer: i do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, or any of the shows or characters in this story.
this story has parts taken out of commercials, shows, ecd. it is completely random, you have been warned.
Ed Ordered pizza, not random TV. Shows
Ed had been sitting in the middle of the floor for over an hour now.
The bright blue rug under him seemed to now be imprinted with Ed's butt.
Mr. Rogers burst through the door saying very loudly, "Well, hello there nabor!"
Ed's eyes widened but he stayed sitting. Mr. Rogers held a snickers bar right in front of Ed's face;
A lady popped out of the wrapper, and in a high pitch voice asked, "Why so blue panda bear?"
And in these situations, there is only ONE thing you can do…dun dun dun!
Ed did just that! He jumped up, and started running in circles until the friction between his feet and the carpet lit him on fire!
In order to cool himself off, Ed jumped into a near by swimming pool.
The swimming pool laughed and said, "OHHH YA!" that's when Ed realized he had jumped into the Kool-Aid man's head instead!
"OHHH NO!" Ed screeched. "OH YA!" the Kool-Aid man replied. "OH NO!" Ed repeated.
"OH YA?" the Kool-Aid man questioned. Ed scrambled out of the bright red liquid and ran for his life.
Suddenly, the poor alchemist ran into Roy Mustang, except there was something different about him, but Ed just couldn't put his finger on it.
Until…. He saw it…a bright…pink…fuzzy….MUSTACHE!
"OH NO!" Ed screeched out, and from inside the house you could hear, "oh ya?" but Ed ignored it and jumped inside of a garbage can.
"THIS IS MY HOUSE!" Oscar the Grouch yelled at Ed then pocked him with a Popsicle stick.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Ed screamed as garbage started attacking him. "YES MY MINIONS! ATTACK! MUAHAHAHAHA!" Oscar yelled out.
Ed clawed his way out of the garbage can and his only hope was to crawl through an open window in order to escape the madness.
"Safe at last…" Ed said, but realized he had said that just a little too quickly…
"PETER! Did you order shrimp again!" Lois from family guy screamed out as she stared at Ed covered in garbage.
"WHO DID YOU CALL SHREDDED CARROTS!" Ed screamed.
Stewie shuffled his way over to him. "I do say, you are one of the most hideous creatures I have ever seen."
Ed jumped to his feet, ready to fight, but had noticed that the voice had come from a baby.
"Are you talking to ME!" Ed asked but then laughed. "I'm not going to hit a little baby!" Ed said, and then pushed Stewie aside.
"AHHHHHH!" Stewie screamed then started hitting Ed with a golf club. "VICTORY IS MINE!" Stewie screamed out as Ed stumbled out of the house as fast as he could.
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