ResidentBob EvilPants

Summary: We all knew the 'Mad Snail Disease' were just a myth. But what if a mysterious company brought it to Bikini Bottom?

A/N: Hello, Nazirul here! As for your information, there is a fic similar to this that I've wrote back when I was a noob. But since it sucks, I've deleted it. And now it's back with more content.

Disclaimer: Nazirul does not own Spongebob or the video game that inspired him to write this thing, Resident Evil.

Chapter 1.

It's been months eversince the 'Mad Snail Disease' incident. Now people in Bikini Bottom has moved on to their dally lives, forgeting that incident, relived that their snails won't be infected by that 'Mad Snail Disease', and others that could had happened during that time. While everyone thought there will be no longer chaos in Bikini Bottom due to some disease, they're wrong. Dead wrong.

"I'M READY!"

Who's scream was that? Oh that's our favorite yellow sponge Spongebob Squarepants, exiting his pineapple house as he walks to his working place which is the Krusty Krab, home of the most delicious and mouth watering food under the sea, the Krabby Patty. And that place is also the place where his favorite job were there. What job does he have in the Krusty Krab? As a fry cook of course! After walking while screaming/shouting 'I'm Ready!' every 2 seconds and without any shoelaces untied, he arrives at the Krusty Krab. As he opens the door…

"Good morning Krusty Krab!" Spongebob greeted loudly and cheerfully to everyone inside the restaurant. After looking at everyone who are waiting for their meals, he greeted to his big nosed neighbour Squidward.

"Hi Squidward!" Spongebob greeted to Squidward, but Squidward as usual ignores him. Spongebob then enters the kitchen to start his work which is cooking Krabby Patties. After a sigh from the bored Squidward was released, Spongebob pressed the bell on the window.

"Order up!" Spongebob shouted as Squidward eye wided due to the shock by Spongebob's voice before his eyes turned back to his usual self, half closed and looked bored. Well considering that his job sucks, his neighbours suck and his salery as small as Plankton's size, of course he's like that. He grabs the plate which contains a Krabby Patty, some fries and some drinks before leaving his work station and…

"Wait. Spongebob! You're surposed to give the meal to the costumers, not me!" Squidward complaints as he realised that he doesn't serve the meals to the costumers. Spongebob leaves the kitchen and grabs the plate. "Sorry Squidward." Spongebob apologized as Squidward went back to his place.

"Here's your order sir!" Spongebob said before he gives the meals to the costumer.

"Thanks." The costumer replied. "Say didn't this restaurant has a TV for something?" he asked.

"Well we do have one right there." Spongebob points to the TV that were placed above.

"Why don't you open something for that TV?" the costumer asked. Just then, Mr. Krabs rushed to the costumer by sprinting himself all the way from his office to his costumer, completely ignoring thathe accidently tackled Spongebob straight into the garbage tray.

"So I'll heard you want to watch TV aren't you?" Mr. Krabs asked as the costumer nodded. "Well you can't! If you want that thing to be opened, you have to pay first!" Mr. Krabs explained.

"Fine. How much?" the costumer asked. "5 Dollars per channel." Mr. Krabs replied. The costumer then grabs some money from his pocket while mumbling that Mr. Krabs put an expensive price just to watch a TV. After that, he gives the 5 dollar bell to Mr. Krabs.

"Thank you for paying." Mr. Krabs thanked him. "Spongebob! Open the TV!" he ordered.

Spongebob, while trying to get rid of the garbage tray that is stuck on his head says, "I don't have the remote sir!"

"Then who has it?" Mr. Krab asked.

"I did." Squidward said as he picks up the remote control and opens the TV which is currently on the Sports Channel. After Spongebob managed to remove the garbage tray from his head, Mr. Krabs went back to his office while Spongebob went back to the kitchen before a breaking news was shown.

"This just in! A riot has been seen in front of the Snail Research Facility! According to one of them who's in the riot, he complaints about the companies apperance which could effect the health of Bikini Bottom residents. We're now go to Perch Perkins at the scene." The Realistic Fish Head commentated. The TV screen shows Perch Perkins at the place.

"Perch Perkins here reporting for Bikini Bottom news and with me is one of rioters." Perch then turns to a random fish. "Excuse me mister but why are you rioting along with these guys at this newly build Snail Research Facility?" Perch asked.

"Isn't it obvious? We're complaining about the arrival of that Facility in this town!" he answered.

"So what wrong with the company that you guys are rioting against them?"

"Simple. They researched about snails! And everyone knows when it comes to research, they could have found some new bacteria in those snails of some sort. And we are worried because those bacterias might spread to this town! If that happens, who knows what will happen! Listen to me Bikini Bottom, if you want to be safe from any unknown diseases that you might get due to their research, join the riot!"

"Oh okay then. Is what this man said will came true? Will this facility spread a new disease that could threaten our society? This is Perch Perkins signing off from the scene." Perch said as the focus goes back inside the Krusty Krab where everyone started to talk about it.

"Sounds scary. Oh well, like I cared." Mr. Krabs said as he went back into his office while Spongebob went back into his kitchen and continued working.

(8 Hours Later)

"Alright lads! This baby is going to be closed for today." Mr. Krabs said to both Spongebob and Squidward as the two leaves the restaurant while Mr. Krabs were locking the restaurant's door.

"Say Squidward." Spongebob said as he and Squidward are walking to their homes.

"What?" Squidward replied ina rather annoyed tone.

"Do you think that newly built facility is going to spread new diseases if they do something wrong?" Spongebob asked as Squidward sighed. "That won't happen. Everything about this 'Facility is going to spread new diseases' are stupid. The only people who would think of that must have been playing some mindless zombie video game or something." He said to Spongebob.

"I know but what if it's…" before Spongebob could continue, Squidward interupts. "Listen Spongebob, everything about that disease thing is not true. Besides, they just researching snails! How could s snail bacteria effect us anyway?"

After that word, the two arrives and enters their respective houses.

(Night Time inside Spongebob's bedroom)

We can see Spongebob and his pet snail Gary getting ready to sleep.

"Well, good night Gary." Spongebob said as Gary meows to him before going to sleep. Spongebob then fell asleep until he is inside his dream.

(Spongebob's Dream)

The town is deserted. Lots of car wrecks, grabages and rotten bodies were seen. The air become so smelly that when Spongebob took a breath of it, his eyebrows fell off. He then walks on the street while looking at the car wrecks, rotten courpses and uncollected garbages. After walking around the town, he went to his home and saw a big pink figure standing in front of Squidward's house. Spongebob then rushed towards the pink figure.

"Patrick?" Spongebob asked, curious if that's the same Patrick that he knows.

"Spongebob?" Patrick replied. "Please. Run away."

"Huh?" Spongebob wondered. Why would Patrick ask him to run away? "Why should I run away from you?" Spongebob asked as he walked closer to Patrick.

"Because…" Patrick started to sob before moving away from his position which reveals…

"… I've killed Squidward!" Patrick shouted before started to cry. Spongebob, stunned after seeing Squidward's chewed body, started to ask, "Why? Why would you eat him?"

"Because…" Patrick stopped crying before his voices becomes more frightening. "… I'm hungry!" Patrick shouted with the frightening voice as Spongebob falls on the ground. "Thanks to that company, I've been infected by that unknown disease which had turned me into a zombie!" Patrick continued.

"No. Please don't." Spongebob started to beg for Patrick to spare him.

"Do you know why everyone else in the city died?" Patrick asked.

"Stop it." Spongebob started to beg while pressing his head with his hands while started to be scared.

"They killed each other before eating each other!"

"Stop it."

"That's what I did to Squidward. He and I teared each other apart in which I've won and eats his flesh!"

"Stop It!"

"And now, I'm going to eat you."

"STOP IT!"

"I'm sorry my dear buddy, but this is the end for you." Patrick then opens his mouth with has sharp fangs, so sharp that could made a werewolf cry due to shame before grabbing Spongebob's shoulders as the fangs gets closer to him.

"No. No. NO!" Spongebob screamed in fear as his body gets chomped/eaten/bitten by Patrick.

(Reality)

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Spongebob screamed in fear as Gary woke up. After a while, Spongebob managed to calm down before looking around.

"Meow?" Gary asked.

"It's just a dream. A scary dream." Spongebob said to Gary as Gary only meows at him before going back to sleep.

"I hope that dream didn't came true. Besides, there's no way a snail researching facility could create a disease for the people in this town right? After all, all of their projects are handled indoors right?" Spongebob said in his thoughts before going back to sleep while dreaming about him on a picnic with his… never mind. That could spoil something.

(Snail Research Facility)

Inside the building, an emergency alarm was heard as multiple scientists, doctors and researchers split up everywhere looking for something.

"What's going on sir?" one of them asked.

"Our experimental snail has escaped from his cage!" the other one said. We must find him at any cost!" he continued.

"What's so important about that snail?" the first one asked

"It's not about importance. It's about the others health! That snail has been injected with our experimental DNA which allows that snail to carry that disease! If that snail bites someone, that person may die! Now let's find him!" the second one asnwered as everyone continues to search for it inside the building.

Meanwhile on the outside, the staffs from the facility, together with the assistance from the Bikini Bottom Police, search for the snail while trying to not waking up the other residents. And somewhere in an empty alley, the infamous 'My Leg!' fish Fred is walking alone while looking around his suroundings. Then he encountered a snail.

"What do we have here? A cute little snail. Oh you're so cute that I wish I could have you as my pet but my wife doesn't let me to." Fred then taps the snail's shell, unrealizing that the snail is behaving weirdly. Without any warnings, the weird snail bites his leg.

"MY LEG!" he screamed as everyone who are searching for the snail rushes to the alley. As they arrived, they only saw a lying Fred holding his bitten leg in pain.

"Hang in there. Hurry and send him to the hospital right away!" one of them ordered as 2 doctors lift Fred up and carries him to the hospital. What they didn't realise is that Fred has been infected by the disease that the snail is carrying which also slowly infected the doctors as well.

Back in the alley, everyone walks away as they found no snail there. However, under the dumpster in that alley, the snail is chewing the ripped meats from Fred's leg.

With a infected snail on the lose, a victim has been claimed and 2 not realising that they're carrying the disease, what will happen on the next day when everyone gets out of their houses and go to work and socialise?

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A/N: There you have it, the first chapter. Before you could say 'BAW U SUCK LOL!' let me warn you that I'm not SOLmaster, Third Kind, E350, or any other good Spongebob authors out there when it comes to writing a brilliant/excelent/great fic. Oh well, at least I wrote something with (some) details unlike a certain author. And regarding all the random fishes that appeared in this chapter, there's like many colours and fish types in Spongebob that you can choose to discribe him.

Since this is just an experiment to test my writing skills after not writing anything for a while, I will only continue this fic by request. Any reviews are welcome, but not the flames. Flames are not accepted here. ;-p