Tales of Twilight

Story 1

Twizlers

Forks, WA

Some Forest

EDWARD- Truth or dare Bella?

BELLA- What? No, no last time this happened it ended up I was lost and confused and Jacob was in wolf form with women's clothing on.

JACOB- yeah guys, that wasn't even fun, the shoes didn't match.

EDWARD- Truth or dare woman, I'm just kidding baby truth or dare? TRUTH OR DARE!!

JESSICA- I'd like to play a game.

ALICE- (Pops up behind Edward) I predict you're not as fast as they all thought.

BELLA- Truth, dare, truth, dare, egad!!!

ALICE- (Pops up behind Bella) I predict you'll pick dare.

BELLA- Dare.

EDWARD- I dare you to scoot away.

BELLA- Away from what, what are you talking about?

JESSICA- Away from Jake's….I mean your boyfriend.

BELLA- Jessica, truth or dare?

ALICE- (Pops up behind Jessica) I predict, one of your deepest darkest secrets will be told.

JESSICA- Truth

BELLA- Is it true about you and Mike…..walking to class together?

JESSICA-How did you know about that? It was a secret! (Starts crying)

EDWARD- (Starts sputtering)

ALICE- (Pops up behind Jacob) You know Jacob, Edward can read your thoughts.

JACOB- (Sitting there rubbing his stomach) Huh, what?

ALICE- (Pops behind Bella) Bella, Edward is hiding something from you.

BELLA- It's okay we all know he's insecure about his "little man"

EDWARD- Don't talk about… (Pulls a leprechaun out of pocket) Enrico like that, he maybe small but he has feelings to you know!!

JESSICA- Jacob, truth or dare?

ALICE- I predict…

JESSICA- (Chucks her shoe at Alice)

JACOB- Dare

JESSICA- I dare you to go sit on Edward's lap.

JACOB- Well I mean, I don't really want to it'd be weird, but okay.

ALICE- Jacob, he can still read you're thoughts.

BELLA- What's he thinking Edward, what's he thinking?! Is he thinking about me? (Starts speaking really fast and unintelligible)

JACOB- Of course I'm thinking about you Bella. (Starts batting his eyelashes at Edward)

EDWARD- I have to go to the bathroom. (Goes off into the forest)

BELLA- You're a vampire, you don't use the bathroom.

JESSICA- What?

ALICE- (Pops up behind Jessica) I predict, that you don't want to know.

BELLA- Jacob where are you going?!

JACOB- Gonna get me some meat. (Follows Edward into the forest)

ALICE- (Just standing there for once) I predict dinner's burning.

JESSICA- Yeah, there's my ride.

BELLA- What guys, guys? I'm lost and cold and confused! This is worse that last time; Jacob's not even in women's clothing….I want soup!!

A.N. Hope you guys liked the story!!! I couldn't have done it without the help of Jessica and Whitney and the fun in Drama class!! I hope it didn't offend anybody!! I didn't mean it in a bad way. It's just supposed to be funny!!! R&R!!

Chelsea