OK, THIS IS THE SEAQUEL TO A LIFE OF LIES! WOOHOO!
THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE ME THE NICEST AND MOST REVIEWS FOR A LIFE OF LIES ARE: MOLLY1002 AND ILLISANDRIA CARTHAIN! YOU PEOPLE RULE!
THE LAST TIME WE SAW ILEEN AND ZIM, THEY WERE BRINGING HOME THEIR NEW SMEET, ANIE, NAMED AFTER ILEEN'S SISTER WHO DIES BEFORE 'A LIFE OF LIES' WAS TYPED. NOW WE SEE ZIM, ILEEN, ANIE, GIR, AND MINIMOOSE IN ZIM'S VOOT CURISER HEADING BACK TOWARD EARTH FOR A VISTIT.
CHAPTER 1
INDIGESTION
Zim sat in the drivers seat of the Voot with Ileen and Anie in the back seat. Gir and Minimoose stayed in the front in the passenger seat.
Gir had made Earth waffles for breakfast and Anie was now 3 and very well mannered. She was well behaved like Ileen, yet out going and determined like Zim. Anie had already grown to Zim's size and would soon be able to toward over him and she looked a lot like Ileen.
But Zim ate too many waffles, mainly because each time he said he was done or tried to leave the table, Gir would NOT stop screaming and whining.
Ileen seemed to notice the look on Zim's face, for she said,
"Zim, are okay? You're pulling some pretty weird faces."
"Im fine." he lied. He knew he wasn't. he knew indigestion was setting in, due to the weak-gut –as it was called- that got passed down from his mother.
"No you're not. You can't lie to me, Zim. If you pay attention, your right antennae twitches whenever you're afraid and or lying." So you can't lie." Ileen teased gently.
Zim only growled a little in annoyance of his right antennae. Traitor. He thought.
After being in the Voot for about 3 hours, and being in the open air with Irk out of sight, Anie said,
"Mommy, I have to go potty."
"That's why I said you should've gone before we left." Zim groaned.
"Look, there's the Resisty's ship. Just hail them and ask t land for a few minutes." Ileen suggested, pointing toward a weird shaped gray space ship.
"if Irken aren't trying to take over the universe anymore, then why did the Resisty stay together?" Zim wondered out loud as he sent a signle to them.
"I don't know." Ileen answered just as Lard Nar appeared on screen.
"Hey Zim!" Lard Nar greeted.
"Hey, mind if we land on your ship for a few minutes? Ileen's smeet had to use the bathroom." Zim said, not feeling that good.
"Sure." Lard said as Ileen said, "she's your smeet too, Zim."
"thanks." Zim sighed as he steered the ship over the Lard Nar's. They landed on the ship-dock thingy and were greeted by Shloonktapooxis.
"Hey Zimmy!" Shloonktapooxis greeted, but then he saw Gir.
"GIR!" he yelled happily.
"TACO!" Gir screeched. He for some reason called Shloonktapooxis Taco. But then again, that was easier to say.
"Zimmy?" Ileen laughed.
"Shut up." Zim hissed.
Ileen seemed taken aback by the harshness in Zim's hiss.
ILEEN'S POV:
Ileen lead Anie to the bathroom and Zim followed. He turned to the men's room while Ileen lead Anie into the girl's room.
They meet Zim outside the room. He looked annoyed and like he was in a bad mood. Ileen heard him whispering Irken cuss-words under his breath.
She snapped his fingers in his face and he looked up as if he hadn't noticed her there.
After swapping news with Lard Nar, they got in the ship and flew back to Earth, completely unknowing what was soon to happen back on Irk.
Ok, I know that was a short chapter, but still, im at a loss here! Look for chapter 2, which im hoping to make a little longer! Please review!