Okay so for the purpose of this story, let's just say Santana has never been in a threesome. Don't like don't read. Also I am a Puckleberry shipper all the way but some of you have to agree with me that Brody is just yummy and there are ideas popping in my head with these two as well. I mean come on seriously how hot are they together so far? Anyway here's the first chapter, the second is the M. Hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: Don't own any of this just the idea ;p

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Rachel was reading a book when she heard a knock on her door. She sighed and walked over to open it. She wasn't surprise to see her two closest friends on her doorstep.

"Hey guys."

"We are so fucking bored." Puck said.

Santana scoffed. "Actually, I'm fine. I was coming in from work when I saw him walk out of his apartment and pulled me here."

Rachel chuckled. Oh the glory of living in the same building let alone the same floor. She moved to the side to let them in and made themselves right at home.

"What were you doing?" Puck asked.

"Reading." Rachel said.

Santana saw the book and smirked when she read the title. "This book is very raunchy."

Rachel smirked back. "I know. I was getting to the good part when you guys knocked or should I say interrupted me."

Puck grabbed the book and looked at it. "I've never heard of this book."

"That's cause your singing/producer career is your life, nothing else." Rachel raised an eyebrow.

Puck glared. "Not true."

"Oh please. All you talk about is writing this and singing that." Santana smirked.

"Okay that's not fair, you two always gang up on me." Puck said defensively.

Santana and Rachel laughed.

"So what are we doing tonight?" Santana asked.

"I'm to lazy to go out." Rachel said.

"Yea I'm exhausted from work." Santana said.

"You guys suck."

"How about a movie night? We can order pizza." Santana offered. "I'm exhausted to do anything else."

"You had me at pizza." Rachel grinned.

"Fine." Puck started walking towards the room. "You know I still don't get why you have your DVD player in your room when you have a bigger TV out here."

Rachel and Santana followed him to Rachel room.

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Puck dimmed the light in the room and sat on his side of the bed.

"I like to watch my movies in here while I'm in bed."

Santana walked over to the drawer where Rachel kept her shirts to sleep in. "Yea your porn movies so it's easier to masturbate. I'm borrowing a shirt."

Rachel pushed lightly at Santana as she sat on the left side of the bed. "Shut it."

Santana dialed the pizza number that the three of them knew by heart and waited as it rang and then got in the middle of Rachel and Puck.

"I still can't believe you walked in on her." Puck smirked. "So hot."

"Stop it Noah." Rachel blushed a little but was almost over it. Almost.

"It was kind of hot, and she said to use the key whenever I come over, how was I to know she was masturbating at 7am. Oh sorry yes I'd like to place an order."

Rachel eyes widened when she realized the person on the other phone had heard Santana and of course Puck wasn't helping by laughing quietly.

"I'm gonna get the wine." Rachel walked away.

Two movies later, they had eaten the pizza they had ordered and were buzzed with the bottle of wine they had almost finished together.

"What kind of porn do you have?" Puck asked.

"We are not watching porn. Especially now that we have a buzz going."

"Why? Afraid you won't be able to control yourself?" Santana asked teasingly.

Rachel rolled her eyes.

"Come on Rach."

"If you can find them." Rachel smirked.

Puck's eyes widened. "There's more than one?"

Rachel cursed herself internally and just kept quiet.

"Fine. Satan four eyes are better than two don't you think?" Puck asked playfully.

"I'm game." Santana smirked.

Rachel' heart was beating real fast. She did not want them to find her private stash. "You won't find it."

Puck and Santana stood up and started to look around the room.

"While you waste your time looking, I'll take this to the kitchen." She grabbed the empty pizza box and walked out the room.

Minutes later, they were still looking.

"I told you, you wouldn't find it." Rachel said as she leaned against the side of her entrance door.

Puck stood by the bathroom door and thought about it. "If it's not in your room... or in your bathroom or...

Rachel tried to play it cool but Puck smirked and Santana figured it out with him.

"Closet," Puck and Santana said at the same time.

Rachel heart beat even faster as she watched her best friends go to the walk in closet.

"Guys please stop. This is private." Rachel stood by the closet door as they looked around.

"Aha." Puck grabbed a decent sized shoebox from the top shelve and brought it out to the bed, Santana right behind him. "Let's see what we have here, shall we?"

"We shall."

"Noah," Rachel walked quickly to grab the box but Puck was to fast and moved it away from her. "Guys come on, this is not cool. It's my personal stuff."

"Rach come on. We love you and we will never judge you. We all have our own stash hidden." Santana explained not embarrassed at all.

"Rach?" Puck asked.

Rachel sighed and crossed her arms. "Fine. Whatever."

He smiled and when he opened the box, Santana and Puck gasped loudly and Rachel blushed deeply.

"Oh my God. Rachel..." Santana said amused.

"Fuck Rach. This is quite the collection you have here."

He took out six different porn DVDs. The first three were straight couples, one of guy on guy, the next one was girl on girl and last but not least one guy and two girls.

But what caught their eyes was what was underneath the DVDs.

"Holy f... Rach I didn't know you own these." Santana said huskily.

"Right like I'm gonna tell you guys I own sex toys."

Puck began to take the toys out. First the nipple clamps, then two different size-vibrating plugs for the ass, then a harness, hot pink cuffs, a whip, a dildo, and two vibrators. He swallowed thickly and then looked at Rachel.

"Rach have you used all these?" Puck asked completely turned on.

She shook her head and still stayed up with her arms crossed. "No. Only the two vibrators."

One was pink 6 inches and the other was purple 8 inches.

Puck whispered, "Fuck."

"I know." Santana agreed.

"Okay now that you've seen it..." Rachel put everything back in the box but Santana stopped her before Rachel could close the lid.

"I haven't picked the movie yet." Santana looked at the six movies and then finally picked the one with one guy and two girls.

While Santana put the DVD on, Rachel put the box on the dresser.

The three of them sat back to their spots and started to watch the movie.

TBC

Final chapter cuming soon! ;)